You are Dickslap the goblin. You are a special assassin under the employ of the dark kingdom of Googlspletch, known for your specialized killing method. One day, you are called forth by the king, who tells you that he needs your help in eliminating an enemy. The target is a powerful wizard and his apprentice,…
Episode 260 StoryYou are Nevin Willis, a rogue working as an adventurer in the port town of Garnier. One day while looking around for new work, you run into a frantic wizard. After bit of consoling, you get the wizard to calm down and she tells you that she has learned of an evil syndicate of granny…
Episode 251 StoryYou are Hermione Granger, the smartest student in Hogwarts. You are hoping to get 100% on the big test. You start taking the test and 99 of the questions are easy, but the last question is about something you’ve never heard of called “AIPD.” You get the question wrong and become furious at your imperfect…
Episode 246 StoryYou are Frank Blaze, you can only smoke weed at 4:20. One day you are running out of weed so you you decide to meet your dealer Ben Beans, a drug dealer who is addicted to Baked Beans. You get there and he has no more weed. He tells you that his supplier is on…
Episode 221 StoryYou are Duncan. A survivalist. You are hiking in the Siberian wilderness when you encounter a bear. You stop in your tracks. The bear then… : The Last City of Mankind The world ended a century ago, collapsing into an abyss… : You are St. Martin You are a man of the cloth. The Vatican…
Episode 168 StoryYou are at your client’s house who is also a wizard. You are cleaning his couch when you find a few magic beans stuck in the cushion. You put them in your pocket. The next day you go to work. “Chris?” you call out as you enter the room. “What do you have for me…
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