You are the Grinch, a grumpy green-haired creature who is angry at the Whos. Whoville has refused to deliver butter, kombucha and buckets to your home, Mt. Crumpit, so you decide to go to Whoville in-person and steal the items you want. You dress up as Santa Claus and begin taking butter, kombucha and buckets…
Episode 261 StoryYou are Caoimhe, an Irish woman with a common name that is unfortunately pronounced “Queevah.” You attempt to flee County Limerick so that no more lewd verses can be written about your “Beevah.” However, you find yourself in the midst of a civil war between Catholics and Protestants. The conflict has been going on for…
Episode 243 StoryYou are The Oracle of Tolerance, a BLU Age of Empires monk sent to finally resolve the long-standing conflict between the RED and BLU teams by converting everyone in the RED team to the BLU team. You have the power to make people join your team by saying ‘wololoo’. Unfortunately, the other team also has…
Episode 234 StoryYou are Goldentusk II, the Heir to the racoon kingdom. The year is 1167, all is going well in your woodland realm and you rule well from the fortress of Yewstone. One day you hear of a rival king calling himself Oaktopus the Bold and send out a group of your boldest knights to assassinate…
Episode 217 StoryYou are Percy, the junior manager at a swimming pool cleaning supplies store. You occasionally go out to client’s homes. You go to a rich client’s house one day to find a beautiful woman floating on an inflatable swan in the pool. She tells you… You are a mercenary working in Syria. You are sitting…
Episode 168 StoryYou are flying over Ha Noi when you see troops on the ground begin to open fire upon your helicopter. Your helicopter is hit in the tail and begins to spiral to the ground. You make a hard landing and manage to escape the wreckage with your crew. You find yourself surrounded by enemy troops….
Episode 127 StoryIt’s the 4th of July, so your neighbor decides to launch fireworks. He accidentally launch the fireworks at your new house. The fireworks blow up the roof and wreck the house. Your neighbors wife is killed in the explosion, along with several other people. What do you do? You go to the basement on your…
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