You are Frankie, a cocky fireman. One day, you are standing in front of your firetruck, while smoking a cigar and winking at pretty women. One of the women winks back, so you set your cigar aside and go flirt with the woman. The cigar falls on your truck and sets the truck on fire….
Episode 257 StoryTag: talking animals
You are Woofers, a German Shepherd dog to be exact. For most of your life, you lived inside a crammed cage in an illegal laboratory where they tried to develop mutagens that would give people special abilities. The last mutagen they injected into you somehow gave you the ability to talk to humans. Shortly after…
Episode 240 StoryYou are Derek Danson, a BBC new reporter who only covers local news. On a routine story about a heroic dog, you are engulfed in a beam of purple light and transported to a strange world where the sun never sets. You explore this new world. The first thing different you notice is that there…
Episode 239 StoryYou are Goldentusk II, the Heir to the racoon kingdom. The year is 1167, all is going well in your woodland realm and you rule well from the fortress of Yewstone. One day you hear of a rival king calling himself Oaktopus the Bold and send out a group of your boldest knights to assassinate…
Episode 217 StoryYou are a banana, a yellow, slightly bent fruit. Ugly on the outside, but sweet on the inside. On your peel is a sticker with “Drool” written on it, so you guess that must be your name. A mysterious human being is holding you in his hand – you hope he will caress and softly…
Episode 216 StoryShe has a cute tail-fin and gills to breathe underwater. Her body puffs up when she is spooked or fighting someone. She can also summon a hologram shield of poison spikes. She is a wholesome gal but she can be a real badass. You are spending the day at the wavepool when a cute lifeguard…
Episode 137 StoryYou are much smarter than the other monkeys in the exhibit. You feel that you do not belong with such unsophisticated creatures. You have big dreams far beyond eating bugs and flinging poo. You dream of escaping the Zoo and living among the high society socialites of New York City. You begin to plan your…
Episode 124 StoryYou have been fishing for crab in the freezing ocean for the last fourteen hours. You bring up a crab pot and a shiny gold crab looks at you. You know it is the mythically magic crab from the old stories. It is an ancient creature, one of many that once inhabited this land long…
Episode 123 StoryOne day, a live-action reboot of The Lion King comes to theaters. You attend a screening of the film, with your friends, Jason and Tony. The film is so bad, that you start roaring like a lion and you also tearing up the screen. Jason looks concerned, while Tony looks amused. > You watch the…
Episode 107 Story