You are Jim Eee and you are in the beginning stages of a comedy routine. You are currently strolling onto the stage, passing the entryway’s gracefully hung curtains, the passing minutes providing a higher realm of clarity to your mental faculties, as the mic booms a sharp ringing noise which follows a firm throat-clearing sigh,…
Episode 251 StoryYou are Plane Guy, a person that uses a plane as a weapon. You are currently hated by the internet and you must escape from this hate crime. You must run away as far as you can while dodging obstacles and collecting points. You trip over a rock and crash you planes into the badlands….
Episode 230 StoryYou are Harvey Dent, an attorney who has been voted to be the sexiest man of the year. Tons of guys are jealous of all the attention you’re getting from beautiful ladies. Two dozen men form a mob and kidnap you. After bringing you to an abandoned building, they grab a tub of toxic chemicals…
Episode 217 StoryYou are Nicolas Cage, a guy who is mad at Warner Bros. for canceling his Superman film. As revenge, you decide to break into Henry Cavill’s trailer and take his Superman costume. Henry sees you, so he sternly says, “Give me my costume back.” You grin, while replying, “You’ll have to catch me.” You start…
Episode 206 StoryIn the year 2017, you go to the theater to see the Justice League film. You bring your toys with you. After the film is over, you grab your toys and leave the theater. While standing in the parking lot, you realize you remembered your toys, but you left your wallet and car keys in…
Episode 137 StoryYou make a toy called Super Bat, a bootleg of Superman and Batman, that wears blue spandex and cowl, along with a red cape. You also create a toy called Bald Clown, a bootleg of Lex Luthor and Joker, who looks like a hairless clown in a business suit. You’re hoping the Super Bat and…
Episode 131 StoryYou save people as a hobby. You are deathly allergic to milk. You get a report that the queen’s daughter is being held for ransom by the Dairy Fairy, England’s most villainous farmer. You fly to his oyster farm/headquarters. > You rescue the Queen! You land on the dairy farm and shoot out its front…
Episode 121 StoryYou want to use these powers to fight crime, but you need money to buy better equipment to take down bigger criminals. You are at the Zoo on a school field trip, when one of your classmates falls into the snake pit. She is surrounded by snakes, but then you realize you can control the…
Episode 116 StoryYour boss looks at you, while saying, “I didn’t realize it was pajama day.” You say, “Um, yeah, it is pajama day.” You look at your co-workers, while saying, “Get on your comfy clothes and start watching cartoons with me in the conference room.” You walk into the conference room, while saying, “Okay, everyone get…
Episode 113 StoryYou are Jack Stevenson a deliveryman. You are a man of the people. One day, you and one of your co-workers are dragging a TV, that’s very giant and heavy, out of your delivery truck. While the two of you are picking-up the TV, you get distracted by the sight of a pretty woman. You’re…
Episode 96 Story