You are Princess Tovarka, a cyborg space alien princess of a far off galaxy. You are on route to stop an invasion from the evil Empire Kinglkrek. Your ship arrives at the battlefield to find that it is under attack by the Emperor’s forces. The Emperor has sent his elite troops to destroy you and…
Episode 258 StoryTag: Star Wars
You are Geilndr the Pickled, a horse thief and during your last attempt to steal a golden mare at the border of Skyrim you were caught, knocked out, and taken prisoner by Imperial soldiers. When you regain consciousness and slowly open your eyes you hear someone say, “”Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying…
Episode 253 StoryYou are Spookie Dookie, a sentient turd and mascot used to educate children and young adults about the dangers of ectoplasm. You are giving a fun and engaging presentation at Gettysburg High School when a group of ghostly Civil War soldiers descend on the building! You must muster all your courage and expertise to defend…
Episode 218 StoryYour name is Thickness, you have awaken on a foreign starship as alarms starting blaring strange noises and you hear explosions from a nearby room. In your pocket is note that is titled, “launch codes”… You are a spy for the Creations and has infiltrated the cyborg army. You were tasked to gather intelligence and…
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