You are in the final round of the world chess championships. You are about to make a move for checkmate when your opponent says to you… “You can’t win”. Your heart sinks as you hear this, but you know that your opponent is lying. You try to raise your arm and touch his chest, but…
Episode 131 StoryYou are on tour promoting your book of your vegan lifestyle and promotes the idea that you don’t need to eat meat to be strong. In the middle of a morning talk show segment, you are challenged by an amateur weightlifter to lift contest. The starting weight is more than double what you normally do….
Episode 131 StoryYou are tired of wearing a sweaty, embarrassing looking rabbit costume. During one of the games, you take off your costume and say, “I’m tired of wearing this stupid thing!” You toss the costume into the crowd. You angrily munch on a carrot, while hopping off the field. Your boss wants to talk to you….
Episode 122 StoryYou You’re at a cinema with a friend watching Space Jam. Suddenly a man clambers over the seats towards you like a spider. He’s got a baseball cap on backwards and is dressed in an outfit that looks very much like a clown. “What the fuck?” he says to you. “You fucking white trash ass…
Episode 118 StoryYou are known for hunting people with a laser football and having a lot of cool scars getting all the chicks and being president of the united states. You also drive a lot of electric cars that are also Transformers and save the environment. You go on a Tinder date with a hot piece of…
Episode 113 StoryYou are so tired of golfing that you go to the forest, start a fire and throw all of your golfing equipment in the fire. You don’t even bother putting the fire out. The next day, you hear on the news that the forest burned down. You wonder if you’re responsible for what happened to…
Episode 102 StoryYou are pitching in the final inning. You are about to throw the final strike when you coach calls timeout. He walks out to the pitching mound to give you a motivational speech. > You listen to him You look around and see that the entire stadium is watching you. They want to know what…
Episode 101 StoryThis is your first day at the job. The coach walks up to you and tells you to give water to all of the baseball players. You grab a hose and start spraying water all over the players. The players’ uniforms are soaked and they seem mad at you. “You’re a jerk!” one yells. “I…
Episode 95 StoryYou are in the top of the first, nobody on base, when you get a call from Tito’s Pizzeria on Woodward. They need your help immediately. You quickly find yourself at the stadium and make your way to the clubhouse where you meet up with Tito who is waiting for you. He tells you that…
Episode 93 StoryYou are Darius Kream, a space football champion. You have just won the Super Space Bowl and are going to Space Disneyland. You see on the news of a scandal that says you deflated the Space balls so they wouldn’t be as hard to throw. The President is furious with you and has sent in…
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