You are Mr. Weaboo, a guy obsessed with anime. One day, you hear someone say that anime sucks. You give them the stink eye. “I can’t believe they don’t know what anime is!” you exclaim. “It’s like Star Wars for adults! I bet if we made an anime, it would be huge.” > You decide…
Episode 258 StoryYou are spraying a lot of Febreeze after every passenger enters or leaves the bus. An elderly man sitting near the front asks you to stop. You turn around and say… > You tell him that you have been doing this for years, and that he should just get off at his destination. He says…
Episode 130 StoryYou have an upcoming date with the most beautiful model in the city. Before going on the date, you want to get revenge on a friend of yours, who has been borrowing your stuff and refusing to return it. You buy 100 stink bombs, which you plan on throwing at your friend. You put the…
Episode 92 StoryYour parents tell you to be careful with the car. You start driving the car, while smoking a cigar. You accidentally drive your car into the Principal’s car. You get out of the car and start talking to the Principal, who is very mad. You realize you left your cigar in your car. Because of…
Episode 91 StoryYour classmates start calling you Mr. Aces. Your friends, Jason and Jim, are happy for you, but they’re also jealous. They want to be as smart as you are. jim starts taking smart drugs like acid and mushrooms so he can become a genius like you. Jason takes pills that make him feel good in…
Episode 86 StoryYou are working in the kitchen one day, making a big pot of beans, and a big thing of meatloaf one, then you take it to the school, because their kitchen is broken. You get there just as everyone else does. The teacher tells them all to go back into class, but they refuse, so…
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