You are Greg Asshole, an ice cream shop owner who has written a song called “Ice Cream Shop” with the following lyrics: “ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream.” You play this song non-stop in your ice cream shop. The song is so popular that people come from…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Detective Jake Ventura, a detective who has been called in to your Captains office about your anger issues during work. He tells you that destroying officer Daniels birthday cake last week was your final warning. He tells you if you get angry again you will be suspended for 6 months. You tell him…
Episode 257 StoryYou are Mr Tasty an ice cream truck driver wearing a giant vanilla cone novelty costume. You are driving your truck around giving ice cream out to all who desire it. The next day you get the news that your sister has died and you have been fired from your job. Your brother, who is…
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