You are Geilndr the Pickled, a horse thief and during your last attempt to steal a golden mare at the border of Skyrim you were caught, knocked out, and taken prisoner by Imperial soldiers. When you regain consciousness and slowly open your eyes you hear someone say, “”Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying…
Episode 253 StoryYou are John Tutankhamun, long dead Pharaoh of Egypt. In October of 2020, your tomb is finally unsealed. It unleashes an ancient curse, causing you to emerge from your sarcophagus. A microphone is held up to your face and a TV reported begins interviewing you. The first question is: You laugh, and answer it with…
Episode 206 StoryYou are Koko Rico, the last of the cowboys. You are on one last cattle run when a big thunderstorm hits. You take refuge in a cave, when you see… Soon… “Morning, cowboy. Have fun last night?” You look to see your horse, Thomson. “I always have fun when I drink with you, Thommo.” >…
Episode 161 StoryYou are Pepper Trotlings, a world-famous horse trainer. You raise and trained horses Triple Crown winner and five Kentucky Derby-winning horses. You are walking up and down the stalls of the horse barn when you hear someone say “Hey!” You look and see your prize horse, Glory Road staring at you. You have a talking…
Episode 142 StoryYou can’t get your computer to start and have to call your grandson Jacky E. Shitowski III. Jacky III tells you that you need to plug it in for it to turn on, and when you do you see that you got an email from an old marine friend asking you for help. > You…
Episode 81 StoryYou are James Pretendo, a horse love guru. The Kentucky derby has just ended and your horses were the fastest in the whole world. Jeff Besos brings you a suitcase full of money and asks to buy your fastest horse. You agree and he takes you to meet him at his barn. Inside is a…
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