You are the Grinch, a grumpy green-haired creature who is angry at the Whos. Whoville has refused to deliver butter, kombucha and buckets to your home, Mt. Crumpit, so you decide to go to Whoville in-person and steal the items you want. You dress up as Santa Claus and begin taking butter, kombucha and buckets…
Episode 261 StoryYou are Caoimhe, an Irish woman with a common name that is unfortunately pronounced “Queevah.” You attempt to flee County Limerick so that no more lewd verses can be written about your “Beevah.” However, you find yourself in the midst of a civil war between Catholics and Protestants. The conflict has been going on for…
Episode 243 StoryYou are Dragon Man, master dungeon master. You decide to use a six-sided-die to generate a prompt. The first six choices are: You regain the strength and stamina of a man half your age. Your legs and feet meld into sharp, scaled claws that can dig through stone like a hot knife through butter. You…
Episode 219 StoryYou are Mr. Appetite, a fast-food manager. One afternoon, your stomach is growling, so you go into the kitchen where you see dozens of employees preparing dozens of meals. You are so hungry that you start grabbing the meals and start eating them. One of the employees says, “The food’s for the customers.” You reply,…
Episode 209 StoryYou are Mako, a guy who has become the center of a messy love triangle. At first, you had a crush on a powerful hero named Korra. However, you quickly started dating a nice, wealthy woman named Asami. However, you kiss Korra after your date with Asami. You like both women, so you have a…
Episode 170 StoryYour name is Shrek. You are a large green ogre with many internal layers like an onion. You live in a small home in a swamp. The swamp is yours but more and more people have begun to trespass. You must kick these people out and defend your swamp. Your best friends are… There are…
Episode 164 Story