You are Bill, a guy who has entered a drinking contest to see who can drink the most sodas in an hour. You are determined to win, so you managed to drink an entire twelve pack of sodas in an hour. As the judges are counting the results, a hundred forty-four ounces of urine spray…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Casper Fontana, a successful Fortune Cookie writer who works for Wu’s Chinese Food. You make very insightful statements and put them in cookies. “I’m not the only one who can write,” you say. “It’s just that I have to be more creative than everyone else.” Wu chuckles. You finish work early and meet…
Episode 260 StoryYou are Jason, a streamer who missed his friend, Tony, while he was away for a few days because of Thanksgiving. You miss him so much that you cry. One day, Tony comes back during a livestream. Tony looks at your face and says, “You’ve been crying haven’t you?” You stubbornly reply, “No I wasn’t.”…
Episode 256 StoryYou are Geilndr the Pickled, a horse thief and during your last attempt to steal a golden mare at the border of Skyrim you were caught, knocked out, and taken prisoner by Imperial soldiers. When you regain consciousness and slowly open your eyes you hear someone say, “”Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying…
Episode 253 StoryYou are Mr. Cookies, a guy who likes cookies so much that you changed your last name to reflect that. You eat so many cookies that even the Cookie Monster thinks you’ve gone too far. He tells you to go on a diet, but you ignore him. You can eat a box of cookies in…
Episode 232 StoryYou are Murray Franklin, a talk-show host that’s known for poking fun at his guests. Your latest guest is a struggling comedian named Arthur Fleck. To your surprise, he comes to the studio wearing clown makeup and insists on being called the Joker. You figure there’s a lot of clown-related wisecracks you can make, so…
Episode 229 StoryYou are Spooky Pants Man, a man with spooky pants. For years, you have spent your days doing all sorts of things only a man with spooky pants is capable of. The police fear you. The people love you. You were Time magazine’s runner-up for Person of the Year in 2006. You are the head…
Episode 212 StoryYou are Bak Zaggins, a fake ghost hunter. You must now fake the ghost of your mom and fool your viewers again. Make sure that you do not attract the real ghost of your mom. You have two techniques at your disposal. The first one is to wear a rubber mask of her face. The…
Episode 210 Storyyou are Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy. you have been tasked to make ghost jeopardy starring famous dead pepple. However, you can’t think of questions to come up with. your ghost friends are coming soon, please think of questions “My family is going to a swimming pool, I’m scared of water. You think of a…
Episode 203 StoryYou are Matthew Graham, a security guard for an old warehouse. One shift you swear you can hear something skittering about in the dark. Looking at the CCTV camera footage you are shocked to see… A family of raccoons fighting over a discarded taco wrapper. The ghost of a dead security guard, still patrolling the…
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