You are Jack Healy, a 30 year old man who is spending another birthday alone with a cake and a fork. You remember sending everyone at work a invitation but no one came to your party. You can only assume they were all busy or you just didn’t get their names right. Today is the…
Episode 250 StoryYou are James, a guy who has had a hard time finding one particular grocery item. It’s butter. You have gone to a dozen grocery stores in the past year and none of them have had butter. You wonder why that is. One day, you are at the grocery store when you see the butter…
Episode 249 StoryYou are Bob. You are a tomato farmer. One day you are picking tomatoes in your greenhouse when you look down and discover… Tomatoes that look like little baby faces! But then you hear a shrieking noise, and you suddenly realize you left the gate to the greenhouse open. You know this was sabotage by…
Episode 169 StoryYou are messily trying to sell a used car at Caraboro Woods. > You say “I need a ride” You look around and see that the car is in bad condition, but you still want to get it for cheap so you decide to try to sell it. You scratch the car door when no…
Episode 147 StoryYou always sell out of your eggs at the farmer’s market because guys are constantly hitting on you. You One day a customer returns an egg because it’s cracked. The egg feels light to you. You crack it open and find a ring with the letter S on it inside. It is yours! “Hey I…
Episode 141 StoryYou see a vehicle on the horizon. It is driving toward your farm. You have not had visitors in years and are worried that your troubled past has come back to find you. > You run away from home You flee your home, abandoning it all behind you. The thought of being alone for the…
Episode 135 StoryOne day, Elon Musk finally shows up with his exploration team and tries to claim your orchards in the name of science. > You fight back! You have no idea what’s going on here… but you need to do something about it! You quickly grab a few apples from one of the trees and throw…
Episode 132 StoryYou are rounding up the cattle heard for the evening, when you hear wolfs howling in the distance. You must hurry before the sun sets. The ranch is not far from your home and if you don’t get there by dark, you will surely be attacked by wolves! You have just reached the edge of…
Episode 103 StoryYou are Sebastian Wilt, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl named Eliza who looks like you’re related to. She tells you that she wants to be your wife and marry into royalty,…
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