You are Nicolas Cage and you’re showing your age. You can’t get on the stage. You feel like you’re locked in a cage and it’s making you rage. And how will you make a wage? Maybe become a mage? Better go see a sage from the Yellow Page. You walk down the street, but you…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Dickslap the goblin. You are a special assassin under the employ of the dark kingdom of Googlspletch, known for your specialized killing method. One day, you are called forth by the king, who tells you that he needs your help in eliminating an enemy. The target is a powerful wizard and his apprentice,…
Episode 260 StoryYou are Jaque, a lowly dungeon keeper for a local dark lord called Morgath the Foul. You have the unenviable task of convincing your masters goblin minions to stay in his service despite his acts of random cruelty. When you enter the goblin’s den you see the goblins fiddling with some sort of device and…
Episode 259 StoryYou are Sir Dankus, a vassal of the great Halfling weedomancer, Lord Bubo. You live to protect your master and will do anything in your power to do so. As the sun rises this morning you look outside your window and see that it is indeed day again. It’s been awhile since you’ve seen daylight…
Episode 254 StoryYou are James Gash, a career criminal specializing in Jaywalking. One day you are Jaywalking when you stop a Police car. You start running from the police car and end up in a Dark Alleyway with a small Green door. You go through the door and see a room filled with many bookshelves and old…
Episode 241 StoryGorgon is the dark and dangerous world of the undead. Gorgon is a world of monsters, swollen with endless armies of the undead, where flesh-eating ghouls rule the world, and all living creatures are at their mercy. You are a male ghoul necromancer in the city of Gorgis, the capital of the kingdom of Gorgis….
Episode 225 StoryYou are Dragon Man, master dungeon master. You decide to use a six-sided-die to generate a prompt. The first six choices are: You regain the strength and stamina of a man half your age. Your legs and feet meld into sharp, scaled claws that can dig through stone like a hot knife through butter. You…
Episode 219 StoryYou are Goldentusk II, the Heir to the racoon kingdom. The year is 1167, all is going well in your woodland realm and you rule well from the fortress of Yewstone. One day you hear of a rival king calling himself Oaktopus the Bold and send out a group of your boldest knights to assassinate…
Episode 217 StoryYou’re Glenn, a security guard for a museum. It’s your job to guard the outside of the museum. However, one night, you hear lots of strange noises coming from the inside of the museum. You go inside and see the inside guard who is attempting to stop a thief from taking priceless paintings. You grab…
Episode 211 StoryYou are Humphrey Baker, a poor peasant in the kingdom of Arven. To escape being drafted into the royal army you hide out in a nearby cave. Little do you know that the cave is full of…THE FURRIN CROSS!!!!! You are instantly killed and possessed by a member of the demonic Furrin Cross. Only your…
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