You are the Turkinator, a cyborg avian programmed to exact revenge on the human race. Your first target is the leading manufacturer of turkey’s Tom Tuckers. This is a mission with every Turkey’s life on the line. “Tom Tuckers? That guy who was trying to get me to join his company?” you say. “I don’t…
Episode 252 StoryYou are Tarzan, a guy who has left the jungle for the first time. You go into the city and are weirded-out by all the suits and dresses you see people wear since you’ve worn a loincloth your whole life. You go to a swimming pool where you see a group of guys dressed in…
Episode 252 StoryYou are Cory Jeldman, a police dispatch officer who likes to sleep with lots of girls. You secretly want to settle down and get married and have kids. One day you find out that Girls only sleep with you because of your really cool name. So you decide to change it into something more appropriate…
Episode 246 StoryYou’re Rodney, a guy who has decided to buy discount fireworks in November. After buying the fireworks, you realize you don’t have a bag to put them in so you put the fireworks in your pockets. That evening, you’re on a date with a pretty woman. The two of you are at the ice cream…
Episode 237 StoryYou are James Blonde, James Bonds older, blonde brother. You are also a MI6 agent. Your mission should you accept it is: to infiltrate the organization known as The Syndicate of the Crimson Talon. This group has been causing problems for your family’s business ever since your father was killed by one of their members….
Episode 236 StoryYou’re Mr. Walkett, a guy who is going for a walk around the city. While walking, you see one of your friends riding his bike. You want to talk to him, but he doesn’t notice you. In order to get his attention, you grab a rock and throw it at him. The rock hits your…
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