You are Jim Eee and you are in the beginning stages of a comedy routine. You are currently strolling onto the stage, passing the entryway’s gracefully hung curtains, the passing minutes providing a higher realm of clarity to your mental faculties, as the mic booms a sharp ringing noise which follows a firm throat-clearing sigh,…
Episode 251 StoryYou are Truck Muscles, a legendary wrestler in the National Extreme Death Wrestling League For Absolute Psychopaths (NEDWLFAP). Your ultimate goal is to be greatest wrestler in the world. you’ve entered the thunder muscle tournament in hopes getting a chance at taking down the champ. After extensive training, the day finally comes and you step…
Episode 231 StoryYou are John Tutankhamun, long dead Pharaoh of Egypt. In October of 2020, your tomb is finally unsealed. It unleashes an ancient curse, causing you to emerge from your sarcophagus. A microphone is held up to your face and a TV reported begins interviewing you. The first question is: You laugh, and answer it with…
Episode 206 StoryYour name is Evil Tony. You are sitting downstairs watching TV. Your front door is slightly open, because you have just let a fat one rip. The fart scent has flown into the stratosphere, because you have such a Thicc ass. You would, naturally, as your passion is exercise. You squat regularly. All of a…
Episode 205 StoryYou are Jim. You are at the yearly Twitch award ceremony. You and your friends Jason and Tony are being nominated for best new Twitch stream for your show called AIPD. Dr. Disrespect and Ninja are presenting the award to you when they start to give you friendly insults in front of the crowd. They…
Episode 167 StoryYour name is Tony. You are in high school Algebra class. You feel your stomach becoming very upset and you need to shit immediately. You stand up and begin to leave the classroom but the teacher yells at you to sit down, so you sit down and clench are ass cheeks with all your might….
Episode 165 StoryYour name is Brad. You are at your uncle’s funeral. Your Aunt is in the middle of giving her eulogy when you feel like you have to sneeze. You know your Aunt doesn’t like you, and if you interrupt her speech she will be furious. You decide to… You walk to the end of your…
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