You are Ramses VII, a pharaoh of ancient Egypt. You have ordered a pyramid to be built in your honor but the slaves have armed themselves and begun to revolt. There are rumors that your soldiers are also thinking of doing the same. In order to combat this problem, your advisors give you 10 possible…
Episode 248 StoryTag: egypt
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Ramses VII, a pharaoh of ancient Egypt
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John Tutankhamun, long dead Pharaoh of Egypt
You are John Tutankhamun, long dead Pharaoh of Egypt. In October of 2020, your tomb is finally unsealed. It unleashes an ancient curse, causing you to emerge from your sarcophagus. A microphone is held up to your face and a TV reported begins interviewing you. The first question is: You laugh, and answer it with…
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Fred Bunkerstein, an eccentric guy named who has taken his wife to the pyramids of Egypt for your wedding anniversary
While your wife considers filing for a divorce, you look around the pyramids and come across a mummy tomb. You open the tomb and see a mummy. You start taking pictures of the mummy, but Brendan Fraser approaches you and says, “Don’t do that.” You ask, “Why not?” Suddenly, the mummy wakes up. It’s alive!…
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