You are Greg Asshole, an ice cream shop owner who has written a song called “Ice Cream Shop” with the following lyrics: “ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream.” You play this song non-stop in your ice cream shop. The song is so popular that people come from…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Edward Helmsley, a struggling theme park architect. You’re currently working for Wacky World, a failing theme park and you need to come up with a ride to save the park with a very small budget. In a moment of madness, you get black out drunk and write up the first thing you think…
Episode 261 StoryYou are Fred Shivaji, a vegan Private Detective who has been Hired at Roswell to investigate a suspected UFO crash. You have no idea what the hell is going on, but you’re sure as shit not gonna like it! You head to the crash site and are shocked to see that it’s actually a crashed…
Episode 261 StoryYou are Darius Highway, the Author of the bestselling book “The Highway Code”. Your book is very popular with Secret Agents in MI6. You are in the process of writing a sequel called “The Low Way Code”. Your next assignment will be to go undercover as a junkie on the streets of New York City….
Episode 237 StoryYou You’re Mr. Trustworthy, a police officer who has been assigned to catch a gang of bank thieves. After finding out the apartment building that the thieves have been hiding in, you burst into the building and start fighting the thieves. You knock the thieves to the ground and check on the money. You realize…
Episode 236 StoryYou are Mr. Cookies, a guy who likes cookies so much that you changed your last name to reflect that. You eat so many cookies that even the Cookie Monster thinks you’ve gone too far. He tells you to go on a diet, but you ignore him. You can eat a box of cookies in…
Episode 232 StoryYou are Truck Muscles, a legendary wrestler in the National Extreme Death Wrestling League For Absolute Psychopaths (NEDWLFAP). Your ultimate goal is to be greatest wrestler in the world. you’ve entered the thunder muscle tournament in hopes getting a chance at taking down the champ. After extensive training, the day finally comes and you step…
Episode 231 StoryYou are Cory, a guy who wants to borrow Jim’s tuxedo so he can go to a fancy party. Since Jim has a cold, you figure he wouldn’t mind if you borrowed his tuxedo. When you get inside, you see Jim strutting around his house in his tuxedo. You ask, “What are you doing?” Jim…
Episode 228 StoryYou are Jason, a guy who is having a Halloween party at your house. You’re dressed up as Butter Man. You’re wearing yellow tights and you have painted your face yellow. Tony is wearing a Whoopi Goldberg outfit along with a Whoopi Goldberg facemask, Cory is wearing a bucket around his waist and Jim is…
Episode 227 StoryYou are Frank Blaze, you can only smoke weed at 4:20. One day you are running out of weed so you you decide to meet your dealer Ben Beans, a drug dealer who is addicted to Baked Beans. You get there and he has no more weed. He tells you that his supplier is on…
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