You are James Gash, a career criminal specializing in Jaywalking. One day you are Jaywalking when you stop a Police car. You start running from the police car and end up in a Dark Alleyway with a small Green door. You go through the door and see a room filled with many bookshelves and old…
Episode 241 StoryYou are Constance Chudwell, you own a bakery that speicializes in naughty themed cakes. One day you get a big order from Huslter magazine to make the biggest cake in the world for Larry Flynt’s 80th birthday. The requested design is a mountain of tits each one modeled off of a cover model’s breasts. The…
Episode 163 StoryYou are Rowdy Rollins, Reader of Rights. You are walking through the park reading everyone their rights, where they want to hear it or not. The kids are all playing in the mud and running around like idiots, but you can tell that they know what is going on. They know that if they don’t…
Episode 149 StoryYou walk inside and quickly become bothered by the smell of old books. You light a match to make the library smell better. A guy bonks into you, which leads to you dropping the match on the floor. Because of the match, the library is on fire. Instead of putting out the fire, you walk…
Episode 143 Story