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Tommy Loggins, a country singer from Texas
You are Tommy Loggins a country singer from Texas. Your newest single “Gittin’ it done” is about to launch when you’re abducted and thrown into a van. Your kidnapper’s say… “HEY EVERYONE, THIS HERE IS THE SON OF JOHN MclANE!” They drive through the desert before shoving you out. “Have fun heroes” they say as…
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