You are Tony, the best Professor of Teledildonics. You work at Wayne State in the Teledildonics department. Your class is the most popular in the whole university, but you only have 23 spots this year. It is vital that you choose the right people to fill these spots. Too many of one gender, and your…
Episode 228 StoryTag: convention
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Tony, the best Professor of Teledildonics
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Evil Tony, convinced himself he’s a werewolf after a dog bit him
You are Evil Tony. Having a critical misunderstanding of how werewolves work, you are convinced that you have become a werewolf after being bitten by your neighbor’s dog. You have decided to attend a convention for werewolves in order to learn more about how to live with your new affliction. You arrive at the convention…
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Hans McGee, a German mathematician
You are in the middle of a presenting a math show during a math convention. You are reciting pi to the 1 millionth decimal place, when someone in the crowd shouts… “Hey, you’re not supposed to be doing that!” You turn around and see the man who has been shouting at you from across the…
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