Your quest for power and money on Earth has led to it’s destruction. You pour all your wealth into an inter-dimensional portal program. You step in the beta-portal and are in the a world with talking dogs. It is there you meet a young girl who tells you she was sent from the future by…
Episode 99 StoryUnlike your spoiled siblings, you really care about the ketchup business. One day, actor Tom Hanks calls you and tells you he wants to endorse your ketchup. He wants to meet with you on a park bench in downtown Pittsburgh . > You go to Pittsburgh You are an idiot. You should have stayed home….
Episode 136 StoryYou decide to see just how gullible your customers are. You start selling a Vagina Purse, a purse within your “purse.”. Your first customer is an attractive woman in her late twenties wearing a tight white dress who asks for the bag. “Um…what’s it do?” you ask. “It’s a vagina,” she says. “Well, what else…
Episode 134 StoryHowever, you want more money so you decide to release all the classic Disney films that hadn’t yet been released. However, that includes the controversial film Song of the South. People find out about that film getting add and they unsubscribe. By the end of the week, Disney+ has lost 50 million subscribers. > You…
Episode 129 StoryYou show up at a Ferrari dealership that is on fire. The dealer offers you a new car if you buy the property right now. What do you do? You take him up on that deal. You buy the Ferrari and peel out of the dealership while the fire department rushes into to put out…
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