You are Harvey Dent, an attorney who has been voted to be the sexiest man of the year. Tons of guys are jealous of all the attention you’re getting from beautiful ladies. Two dozen men form a mob and kidnap you. After bringing you to an abandoned building, they grab a tub of toxic chemicals…
Episode 217 StoryMcDonalds hired you, because Ronald wasn’t really popular with millennials anymore, unlike you. The founder of McDonalds, Michael Keaton, tells you that you have to be a non-scary mascot. You can’t kill anybody. You have to act less like Joaquin Phoenix and more like Cesar Romero. You say, “Yes, sir.” > You start working at…
Episode 120 StoryYou are Jack Stevenson a deliveryman. You are a man of the people. One day, you and one of your co-workers are dragging a TV, that’s very giant and heavy, out of your delivery truck. While the two of you are picking-up the TV, you get distracted by the sight of a pretty woman. You’re…
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