You see a mouse trying to get in your cheese cupboard, you are trying to get stop the mouse from eating your expensive cheese. You have been playing this game for many years now, and your life is a constant struggle between hunger and greed. The mice have finally gotten too strong for you, but…
Episode 144 StoryYou always sell out of your eggs at the farmer’s market because guys are constantly hitting on you. You One day a customer returns an egg because it’s cracked. The egg feels light to you. You crack it open and find a ring with the letter S on it inside. It is yours! “Hey I…
Episode 141 StoryYour ex-wife Bev Harkland, owner of Motana’s second largest peacock sanctuary, has snuck onto your ranch late at night at feeding your birds rancid cottage cheese. You wake up early, it’s Peacock appreciation day, your most busy day of the year. You go outside and your jaw drops to the horrific sight of all your…
Episode 139 StoryYour neighbor Hubart Alafonse, a retired auto worker, is cleaning his rifle in his garage when it suddenly goes off and the bullet shoots right above your head while you are sleeping on a treadmill in your living room. After having a near death experience, you decide that life is too short and you decide…
Episode 138 StoryShe has a cute tail-fin and gills to breathe underwater. Her body puffs up when she is spooked or fighting someone. She can also summon a hologram shield of poison spikes. She is a wholesome gal but she can be a real badass. You are spending the day at the wavepool when a cute lifeguard…
Episode 137 StoryYou work at a large electronics big box store people ask all day long about your nose and you’re sick of it. You have resisted working for the circus all your life, but you are short on money and have no choice. You join the circus. The first few weeks are pretty rough. The other…
Episode 135 StoryYou are in a showdown against the fiercest bull in Texas. His name is Duke Bullington and he has you in his sites. You have been hired by Mr. Zoll, an old friend of yours from school who owns a small circus here in town. He wants someone like you to help him out. You…
Episode 133 StoryAfter accidentally knocking some zookeepers to the ground, you and your brother start roaming around the zoo. You accidentally knock your brother into the panda exhibit. The panda starts using kung-fu moves to attack your brother. You try to get some zookeepers to help you, but you accidentally knock them into the tiger exhibit. A…
Episode 132 StoryYou are sitting in the jungle in your blind, and you have just spotted the worlds last frosted tipped cougar. You are about to start taking photos of the cougar when you feel a sudden urge to sneeze very loudly. > You continue… You look up from your camera and see that there is another…
Episode 125 StoryYou are much smarter than the other monkeys in the exhibit. You feel that you do not belong with such unsophisticated creatures. You have big dreams far beyond eating bugs and flinging poo. You dream of escaping the Zoo and living among the high society socialites of New York City. You begin to plan your…
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