
Prompt:
You are Dracula, a vampire whose original coffin was sold at a thrift store. You go to the house of the new owner of the coffin. You find the coffin in the living room. You open up the coffin and see that it’s full of copies of Sister Act 2. You look offended, while saying, “My coffin is being used to store copies of a mediocre Whoopi Goldberg film?” Tony walks up to you and says, “Hey, the first fifteen minutes of Sister Act 2 is really good.”