you are Norman Bones, a spooky ghost. you died doing what you love, lots and lots of cocaine. now you cannot move on until you help the local high schoolers learn the joys of heavy, illegal drug use.

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you are Norman Bones, a spooky ghost. you died doing what you love, lots and lots of cocaine. now you cannot move on until you help the local high schoolers learn the joys of heavy, illegal drug use.
 You will be working with a group of college students who have been tasked by their college to come up with a way to get all the kids in town hooked on cocaine.
 You meet with a crooked city council member named Art Blartly and reveal your troubled past to him.
 He promises to investigate further into your death.

The following day, you are interviewed by a reporter from the local paper.
 The reporter asks you the following question:
 "What is your favorite thing about being a ghost?"
"I don't know," you say. "Maybe it's that I can do whatever I want whenever I want."
 Your story is on the frontpage of the News the next day and it infuriates law enforcement to the point that they form a dedicated ghost catching squad led by an Exorcist named Father Chicken Wire.
 They start tracking you down.

You decide to go to the club where you used to hang out and meet with some old friends.
 You notice the club is looking a little lightly attended and then you hear the doors swing open and in front of you stands Father Chicken Wire who proclaims, "
 It's time for my annual Halloween party!" You quickly turn around and run away.
 The doors slam shut and for some reason you cannot pass thru it like you normally can. You are stuck here with Father Chicken Wire who puts on his favorite halloween song:
 "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year."
 You beg Father Chicken Wire to release you and Father Chicken Wire and begins poorly dancing with himself. You ask Father Chicken Wire what it will take for him to set you free and he replies, "Beat me in a dance off, and you will be set free. Lose and your soul will be mine!"
 You run over to the nearest bar and order yourself a shot of tequila.
 You return drunker than ever and lean in for a kiss.
 Father Chicken Wire grabs your face and kisses you so hard that he sends you flying across the room. You land on the floor and Father Chicken Wire laughs at you.
 You demand that you get to pick the song if your life is on the line. Father Chicken Wire agrees and you pick the song you think you can dance to the best for this Halloween Dance to the Death:
 "The Nightmare Before Christmas". You try to dance but find yourself unable to move due to your drunkenness and your inability to see.
 You dance your heart out and then the song ends. You look at the judges and 1 by 1 they reveal the scores:
 "69", "69", "69". You are crowned the winner and Father Chicken Wire is forced to dance with you.
 As you slow dance with Father Chicken Wire, you see the doors open. You start to head out but not before Father Chicken Wire says, "
 Good luck, spooky ghost," and he turns and walks away.

Your car is parked outside the club when you hear a loud crash from inside.
 You turn around to see the club has begun to collapse.
 A man runs over to you and tells you that you are saved by the bell. He pulls you inside and you pass out on a couch.
 The man tells you that as soon as you left the club, you went on a total bender with drugs.
 He goes on to explain that you were so high that you came back to life. He realizes that you are a ghost and asks, "Do ghosts ever come back to life?"
 You say, "I guess, I am LIVING proof." You then do the one thing you could never do as a ghost:
 you touch something. You touch the wall and suddenly you are standing in front of a mirror. You look in the mirror and realize you are no longer a ghost and you are a very attractive woman.