You are Chucky Ducky, the coolest fucking guy. Today, like every day, will be full of just the most epic shit for you to do.
TUESDAY
1. Wake up
2. Go for a walk in nature
3. Eat breakfast
4. Get dressed
5.
Brush teeth. 6. Call Mom.
7. Leave house
8. Drive to work
9. Walk through parking lot
10. Watch TV
11. Sit down
You level up and gain the following cool guy powers:
Fireballs
13. Electricity
14. Ice Pick
15. Telekinesis
16.
You use your new powers to turn up the TV and crank that music! This gets the attention of your manager who sees your office is on fire.
He calls 911.
17. Your eyes turn black and you are completely invisible. No one can see you!
You do the coolest thing you can think of while being invisible:
Fuck yourself. The police call your management and they don't believe you are real when they see you.
The police let you go because you are so cool.
18. They let you go because you are so cool. You drive home and go to sleep. At the end of the day, your mom sees your car is gone.
Your mom is about to yell at you when you hit her with a fireball.
She runs over and hugs you and tells you that she loves you and she is proud of you. They put her in a nursing home.
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