Twinkle “Toes” Johnson, former male ballerina

You quit the game to raise your best friend's kids to adulthood after she and her husband died in a ballet fire.

You move the youngest of the orphans into their college dorm. You get a call from your old dance company, asking you to try out for the ballet again.

You accept the invitation with no hesitation. The new season is going to be different than any other. A new generation of dancers will take center stage. They'll have more freedom than ever before. And they're all girls! That means there's gonna be lots of dancing. Lots of it. The only thing that could make this better? If you were a girl...

You join the ballet company, but you pretend to be a young Japanese girl, Toe-ichi Matsunaga. All of the other girls are very impressed. You dance in front of the other girls. Dancing. Dancing.

Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing.

You are teased by the other girls for being really tall and hairy. You barely fit in your unitard.

You don't even know how to hold a bow properly. But you keep on keeping on. Your mother watches you from the sidelines. She always has. It makes you feel like you've got something special.

You Your mother, who is a ghost, tells you one of the girls in the class set the ballet fire that killed your best friend and her husband. She begs you to find the real killer.

> You go talk to the other ghosts. It takes weeks to track down all the ghosts. Eventually you find them all. Each one is so sad about what happened to their loved ones. Some of them want to help. Others just want to sit around and cry. Still others want to kill you. The first ghost you meet is the Ghost of the Dance Instructor.

You ask the Ghost Dance Instructor to help you find the murderer who has been killing the girls in the dance company.

He agrees immediately. The next time you see him he is holding an axe. He says he wants to chop up someone. The next day you hear screams coming from the dance studio. You run over, and see several bodies lying on the floor. The Ghost Ghost of the Principal is also dead. The ghosts then begin to attack you. You fight back, but eventually you fall unconscious.

You wake up in the girl's bathroom. Jill, the girl who seemed like a bitch but really just insecure, is taking care of you. You confess to Jill that you are really a man.

She doesn't believe you. She asks if you want to leave. You say yes. Then she asks you where you went. You tell her. She looks at you as if she thinks you are joking. Then she asks you where you came from. You lie again. Finally she calls the police.

But the police never come, the phone was the ghost ax murderer the whole time. The walls start to bleed and you run to the dance studio with Jill. The lights in the studio turn on and you hear the voice of the Headmistriss, "Dance! Dance until you both DIE!!!!"

The two of you die together in the dance studio.

You are now a ghost dancer and haunt the girl dance company for the rest of your afterlife.