Treading Waters in Alpha World

Chief Alpha and Sir Tony are adventurers living in the medieval kingdom of Larion. The kingdom is filled with small villages and thatched cottages and has been relatively peaceful until now. They are on a quest to find the magical staff of Zalos. They walk through the forest and notice a band of mountain dwarves. The dwarves are friendly and offer them food and drink. Then one of the dwarves turns to them and says,

'You people are fools for even thinking you can take this place by force. We have lived here thousands of years and we will survive whatever you do to us.
> Chief Alpha hang this dwarf up the flagpole by his underwear

'We need to get out of here. I am going to lead the way.'

The next day he leads a group of about twenty into the mountains where they encounter a much larger enemy army.
> Sir Tony Start a mutiny among the men

'I don't want to die like some weakling! I want to fight my own battles!'

He starts attacking the soldiers who are trying to kill him.
> Chief Alpha help Sir Tony in hopes you'll be his number when you successfully mutiny

They escape back to the village and tell everyone what happened. Everyone is shocked at first but then they realize it was their fault for not defending themselves properly.
> Sir Tony Train the villagers to become expert killers

One year later...
You are sitting in your room getting ready for bed when you hear a loud noise outside. You run down stairs and see a large explosion from the mountain side.
> Chief Alpha send the villagers to find out what happened

The villagers report seeing a huge fireball coming from the mountain and then hearing an explosion followed by silence. They also say there were no survivors.
> Sir Tony Realize there is a dragon living in the mountain

You decide to go investigate the mountain yourself. You leave your home and travel through the wilderness. Eventually you come across a cave system. You enter it and see a massive creature inside.
> Chief Alpha convince the giant Dune Worm to join you in your mutiny

You manage to defeat the beast and bring it back to the village.

After a few days of rest you return to your duties as leader of the tribe.
> Sir Tony Make friends with the beast by feeding it snausages.

One year later...
You are sitting in your room getting ready for bed when you hear a loud noise outside. You run down stairs and see a large explosion from the mountain side.
> Chief Alpha shoot the explosions with chunks of the dune worm

Sir Tony shoot the beast with arrows, but it regenerates faster than any arrow could hope to hit.
You and Chief Alpha take off your clothes and have a battle of endurance.
> Sir Tony Squat and place your testicle in the snow. Stare at Chief Alpha.

Two years pass...
You are sitting in your room getting ready for bed when you hear a loud noise outside. You run down stairs and see a large explosion from the mountain side.