You are Thomas Shiling, a masonry expert. You building a brick house when suddenly you run out of bricks. The next day you have to start all over again. This is the story of how you became a bricklayer. > replace all the bricks with quartz The first thing you do is to check if there are any other materials that could be used as bricks. There isn't anything else that would work so you decide to use quartz instead. > go to city and get quartz house permits from you ex wife the mayor You go to the city and ask for the permit from your ex wife. She says she doesn't know where you can find it but she will give you her address in case you need it. > ask your ex wife out on a date to the lookout aka fuck point You go to your ex wife's place and ask her out on a date to the lookout aka "fucking point". She agrees. You tell her that you want to see if there is any other material that could be used as bricks. > You take some of the quartz blocks and put them into a bag. Then you take some more quartz and put it into another bag. You then throw away the bags. You don't want anyone to know what you're doing or who did this because you don't want to get caught! > ask your ex wife if she has the permit and if she heard anything about a quartz robbery You ask your ex wife if she has the permit and if she heard anything about a quartz robbery. She tells you that she hasn't seen it yet. You go back home and tell your mom what happened. > Your mom thinks you're crazy. You go back home and tell your mom what happened. Your mom thinks you're crazy. > tell your mom "no you're crazy!" Your mother is very upset by your behavior. She yells at you and tells you to stop acting like a kid. You tell her that you're not going to act like a child anymore and that you'll behave yourself. Your Mom asks why do you keep acting like one? > ask mom for a ride to the job site Mom: I'm sorry son, but you're not getting a ride to the job site. It's dangerous there and we live too far away to walk there. Besides, you should just stay here with me while you finish high school. You: (Sigh) Okay... > drive to high school and break into the principals office to steal his quartz desk You drive to high school and park near the principal's office. You wait until he leaves and sneak up behind him. You grab his desk and start taking all the quartz off it. He tries to fight you, but you overpower him easily enough. > carry the quartz by hand to the job site and start building the house You carry the quartz by hand to the job site and start building the house. The work takes awhile, but eventually you finish. You return home and tell your mom what happened. Your mom thinks you're crazy. You go back home and tell your mom what happened. > tell your mom "Crazy? well who here has built a quartz house?" You tell your mom "Crazy? well who here has built a quartz house?"