the7thsage: You are Jelly Juggernaut a jelly based super hero with a massive, mounded body. Your mission is to defeat:

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the7thsage: You are Jelly Juggernaut a jelly based super hero with a massive, mounded body. Your mission is to defeat:
ai: Monomorphitron-
A monomorphic alien who has infested the Planet's super weapon with his swarm of jelly creatures. He has a telepathic link with a fly he carries.
Cyber Sheppard-
A transhuman who created the "Transleader" program to convert other cybernetic life forms into his cyber army. He cannot resist the lure of the Transleader and the power that it bestows upon him.
Suck-
A slobbering slime
aipd: You a suck a slobbering slime and transform into
ai: a lumbering boulder with two massive grappling hooks for hands. Your mission is to defeat:
Monomorphitron-
A monomorphic alien who has infested the Planet's super weapon with his swarm of jelly creatures. He has a telepathic link with a fly he carries.
Cyber Sheppard-
A transhuman who created the "Transleader" program to convert other cybernetic life forms into his cyber army. He cannot resist the lure of the Transleader and the power
bulkboganmobile: Grapple hook my way to Monomorphitrons HQ
ai: , find out where the jamming device is, destroy it and drive the jamming device back to Cyber Sheppard's position, preventing the Transleader program from gaining access to the Transleader army.
Let's do this!
YOU
Jelly juggernaut, infiltrate the Planet's super weapon and destroy the jamming device.
I am now going to send you on a series of missions which will take you to various parts of the planet, the location of which will appear on the map
mr_seeker: in the form of an X. you should try to fly through there.
ai: To do this you will need to
transform, after each mission you must choose which form you will transform into before flying back to HQ.
I am going to give you some forms now that will help you complete the mission. Each form has its own abilities and capabilities.
We are going to give you three forms, a jellopular, a boulder and a slobbering slime.
Let's see if you can defeat the Monomorphitron by transforming into these forms
misalife: transform into dildo
ai: Unscrew your head, get inside and transform into
a hammering great dildo.
You see you would have to penetrate Monomorphitron's palace
Your hammering great dildo is now ready to enter the Monomorphitron's palace and destroy the jamming device.
You enter the palace, a maze of rooms, doors and corridors, you see the jamming device in the distance.
You smash the jamming device with your hammering great dildo and
creationcomeundone: Turn on the vibrate function.
ai: The jamming device starts vibrating and emits a great crackling noise
You hear Monomorphitron on the other side of the door making a very different noise, as he calls for his fly
You hear a hissing noise and suddenly the door is opened by a monstrous fly.
It is the fly which has been carrying Monomorphitron's telepathic thoughts.
The fly is electrocuted and Monomorphitron turns on you.
It is huge and has two
the7thsage: Massive eyeballs, even bigger than your dildo form's balls, he starts trying yo kill you with all his tentacles as you weave and bob
ai: to avoid his attack.
You see a spider climbing the wall behind Monomorphitron
You swing your hammering great dildo and smash the spider off the wall, he drops down and tries to attack you with his long, sharp legs but you are too quick for him and destroy him with one swing of your hammering great dildo.
The next thing you see is a giant yellow eyed dog, it has huge teeth and appears to be attacking you but it is actually trying to bite
omogona22: pull out your Laptop and download Life Hacks and get multiple porn viruses
ai: from the internet.
I now want you to defeat all the jelly creatures Monomorphitron has released on the planet.
If you destroy them you will not be able to transform into a jelly creature, so you have to be quick and have to adapt to the situation and
try to destroy them with your hammering great dildo.
One of the first jelly creatures you see is a little ball of jelly. You throw your hammering great dildo at it and crush it to a