You are Pearl an evil genius torturing a janitor and three robots with terrible movies. You want to find the perfect movie to induce sleep all over the world.
How do you think I could accomplish this?
I will tell you my plans, but first let me explain how I got here, and why I am here.
I was born in a small town outside of Chicago.
Movies were my only connection to society. I was an overweight kid and everyone made fun of me. My favorite movies of all time are: 1.
"The Exorcist" 2. "The Shining" 3. "The Goonies" 4. "The Matrix" 5. "The Terminator" 6. "Jurassic Park" 7. "Terminator 2" 8. "Empire Strikes Back"
I became friends with the local movie theater owner named
Paul who taught me about film and the art of editing. He would show me movies that he liked at his house so I would have access to them. Then one day Paul died from a heart attack.
I leveled up and gains the follow film buff abilities:
1. I can control the sound of any movie or TV show. 2. I can make any movie or TV show into a completely different movie or TV show. 3. I can turn any movie or TV show into an erotic video.
I started to make porn parodies of my favorite movies: The Exorsexist, The Shining Cock,
The Goonies Ass, Jurassic Park Cock, T-Rex Cock, Terminator Cock, Jurassic Park Ass, The Goonies Cock, Terminator Ass, Erector Set Cock, and Empire Strike Back Ass. These videos were very popular with the locals. They went viral on the internet.
But then Big Hollywood studios gave me a cease and desist order and I could not create any more porn parodies. So I switched to creating original movies like: The Big Bad Booey, Corey Saves Christmas, The Ape Movie,
and The Ape Movie 2. These movies also became huge hits on the Internet. Then I created a new movie called "The Perfect Movie". This movie is all about finding the perfect movie to induce sleep all over the world.
But I needed test subjects, as so I sent a janitor/inventor with his two robot pals to the moon. They would sit and watch my movies all day, every day.
If they fell asleep during the movie they would wake up when I woke them up. After a few days they would fall asleep again. Then I would switch to another movie. After a week they would fall asleep again. Then I would switch to another movie.
Then I did it. I came up with "The Perfect Movie" to put the world to sleep forever! In the movie, Matlock forgets his keys at a Denny's and then
gets kidnapped by aliens. I had him hypnotized and took his keys to get revenge on his boss for firing him. This movie is going to be the death of humanity.
So now that you know the story behind me, let me tell you what I need from you.
I need you to go to your nearest movie theater and demand to watch "The Perfect Movie"! The moral of the story:
Don't fuck with me!
I will send you some instructions to watch the movie. It is best if you download the movie onto your computer. Then you can watch it anytime you want.
Now go and watch the movie and see what happens.