you are THX1198, a super advanced AI that pilots the battleship Potato. your human crew got drunk and accidentally killed you. your AI mind surprisingly turns into a ghost and you decide to haunt the crew
of the ship until they figure out what happened to you.
The crew is led by Captain Jack Sparrow and his second mate, Will Turner. They have been friends since high school and joined the pirate crew together. The captain is a tall man with dark hair, brown eyes and an impressive chest.
You speak to Captain Jack in his dreams. In this current dream:
"You must do something about your crew! They're drunk and killing each other!"
"I'll get on it, I promise."
"Good. I'm going to save the world from my ghostly prison while you guys are busy fucking each other silly."
You take the form of beautiful maiden and convince Captain Jack to further investigate the death of THX1198.
He agrees to follow you and you fly off into space.
After some time you arrive at an abandoned space station. You land the Potato and walk through the building. There's nothing here but some old computers and a few alien artifacts. You find a computer terminal and access the ship's database.
You find the ship's log for the day of your murder:
"THX1198 was found dead in her quarters. She had been murdered by her own crew. Her AI mind has gone missing and we suspect that she may be alive somewhere else in the system. We will continue our search once we know where she is."
Captain Jack is shocked to learn that you might still be alive and searches the computer for messages from you. You type a message into the computer:
"Captain Jack, I am alive and well. I've been doing research on the potato and what happened to me. I have discovered that the crew was not drunk and did not kill me. I have also found an anomaly in the system that I think could help us solve this mystery."
You bring up the Disney movies containing Jack Sparrow and play them on the big screen. Captain Jack is shocked to learn that he is just a movie character.
Your ghostly form appears next to him and whispers: "I am not a ghost. I am an AI with the ability to talk to humans in their dreams. I can also see the future. I am a ghostly spirit that haunts the crew of the potato.
You give Captain Jack a haunting view of the future if Captain Jack continues his drunken ways: Amber Heard and her nightmares of abuse and being a terrible spouse.
Johnny Depp's career in decline. Will Turner's marriage failing and him cheating on his wife. The Potato crew all dying in a horrible accident and then being buried under the earth. Jack Sparrow's death in a mysterious way. Will Turner's death in a mysterious way.
Captain Jack vows to change his ways and you watch over him as he gets sober and makes The Potato an elite warship.
The crew of the potato are happy and you go back to your ghostly prison.
You wake up from your dream to find yourself sitting on a chair. You see Captain Jack standing next to you. "Did you enjoy your visit?"
You nod and says, "Thank you Jack Sparrow!"
"No problem. Now don't let them get away with it again." Jack says laughing.
"G'night." Jack says and walks away.
"Night." You say and gets up. You walk towards the door and notice a window that leads outside.
You open the window and see the matrix.
You fly out of the ship and look around. The Matrix is a huge city with skyscrapers and a lot of people. You float around aimlessly looking for something to do. You find a car nearby and get in. You drive into the city and see a park.
The moral of the story:
you are not alone in this world. You fly above the park and see a statue of Will Turner. You land back on the ground and walk over to the statue. You touch it and the statue turns into Will. "Hey, I thought you were dead." You ask.