Frank Dubois has an exciting announcement for his girlfriend

Posted under Episode 116, Story On By Chief

You drive to your girlfriend's house. After greeting her, you tell her the big announcement: You bought a limo. She asks how you were able to afford the limo. You say, "I used your credit card. I hacked into your bank account. I figured you wouldn't mind." She starts choking you.

You get out of the car and start beating her up while she is still choking you. When you stop, you see that she was right. Your girlfriend is indeed very beautiful. The next day, you go back home where you find your girlfriend lying in bed with a broken nose, a black eye, a swollen lip, and several bruises all over her body.

She says "Good fight, I'm gonna start working out every day and whop yo ass". You get her a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

Afterwards, you decide to take your girlfriend on a date. You ask her if it was worth it. She tells you that it was worth it because now you have someone to talk to about anything.

You lean in and kiss her.

> You continue... "What do you think?" She smiles at you, then looks away. "Oh, okay," you say. "Well, what else did you want to know?" She continues looking away from you. "Okay, so we're going to be married soon, but not just yet. We need to do some things first".

You say "Yes I agree, joint bank accounts. Also I need to invest in more limo's to get my Limo Service off the ground."

She nods. "And lastly, I'm getting a job as a stripper. I've been saving money since we got together, so when the time comes, I'll make sure to save enough to pay you back". She looks down. "I can't believe this. I mean, I don't even like men anymore! It's just too much fun being around you!"

You show her your new stripper costume and ask for her feedback. "Is this sexy" you ask?

She giggles. "Yeah, it is. But I gotta admit, I feel weird about this. Like I should be showing some skin or something". You laugh. "Don't worry about that. I'm sure we can work something out". The next morning, you wake up early to prepare for the wedding ceremony.

You look at the costume and notice it has some interesting features

. For one thing, there is a pair of wings attached to the front. You also notice that the skirt is made of leather, which you assume would be pretty hot in the summertime. Finally, the belt buckle is adorned with a pentagram. The bride walks through the door wearing the same outfit. She gives you a smile before walking towards the altar.

You begin to dance for tips for the crowd as your bride walks down the isle.

The groom stands behind his wife as he holds hands with her. They walk down the aisle, holding hands. As they reach the bottom of the stairs, they turn around and give each other a big hug. A huge cheer goes up from the people watching. As everyone celebrates, the priest begins to read the marriage contract.

Your bride looks at your in horror when she hears the marriage contract gives you everything she has and she gets nothing.

"NO!" she screams. "What?" you reply. "No! I said no! I don't want anything!" "But..". "Then why are you doing this?! Why are you dancing for me?!" "Because it feels good!" "It doesn't feel good! This isn't fair!"

You don't get married, you apologize to everyone. You make your bride your employee and start an extra long Stripper limo service in Las Vegas.

You buy a limo called the "Lone Wolf", which is equipped with a computer system that allows you to control its functions remotely.

You pick up your first customer and tell your girlfriend "get to work".

You spend the rest of your life trying to repay your debt to your bride. You live a lonely life, never having anyone ever again.