Kalona Battleforge, a dwarf nail technician

You are Kalona Battleforge, a dwarf nail technician. You are known for your elaborate nail art.

> You graduate from beauty school. Your mother who you haven't seen since you were 5 year old is there. She comes up to you and says.

"You're going to be an artist". You look at her in shock. "What?" "You'll be an artist," she says with conviction. She goes on to say that the best thing about being a dwarf is their love of art. It's something they can appreciate. And it will make you happy.

> You setup a booth at a street fair.

The dwarves are always looking for new things to do. They have been doing this for centuries. You've got nothing better to do. You set up a booth at the next street fair. Everyone loves it. It makes them feel good. You even get some compliments. One man tells you he likes your nails. He then proceeds to tell you his name is Kalonzo.

> You go on a date with Kalonzo.

It's a beautiful day. The sun shines brightly. There's no clouds in the sky. The air is fresh and clean. A breeze blows through your hair. You sit down by a tree near a pond. You notice a small wooden boat nearby. You grab a piece of wood and start making plans. You begin sketching out what the boat might look like.

> You paint the boat like Mount Rushmore using your nail art skills.

You draw a line around the top of the mountain. Then you draw another line across the bottom of the mountain. You continue drawing lines until you reach the top of the mountain. You finish painting the boat by adding more lines. You put away your brush and stand back. You watch as the boat disappears into the trees.

> You board boat and set sail.

You take the wooden plank and place it over the side of the boat. You pull the rope attached to the plank. You swing yourself onto the plank. You hold on tightly and brace yourself. You don't let go. You keep your eyes closed and focus on the wind. You breathe deeply. You try not to think about anything else. You just enjoy the moment.

> You kiss Kalonzo passionately on the lips in the middle of the lake.

You open your eyes. You see a handsome young man standing before you. His face is covered in a beard. He wears a long coat. He has a large backpack slung over his shoulder. He looks like he could use a drink. "Hello". You smile. "I'm Kalonzo. What brings you here?"

> You hit Kalonzo upside the head and you say 'we just had a romantic date last night, you don't remember me?".

You smack him upside the head. "We just had a romantic date last night!" You laugh. "No we didn't". He laughs back. "Well I guess we did". You both walk off into the woods. You walk along the shoreline. You stop and look at each rock. You pick one and examine it. You turn around and stare at him.

> You bash his head in with the rock.

He falls to the ground. You run forward and kick him in the face. He screams and tries to defend himself. You punch him again and again. He falls to the ground. You run forward and kick him in the face. He screams and tries to defend himself. You punch him again and again. He falls to the ground. You run forward and kick him in the face.

> You kill Kalonzo.

You run forward and stab him in the chest. He gasps and collapses to the ground. You run forward and stab him in the chest. He gasps and collapses to the ground. You run forward and stab him in the chest. He gasps and collapses to the ground. You run forward and stab him in the chest. He gasps and collapses to the ground.

> You wear Kalonzo's skin like a costume and try to pass yourself off as him.

You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream. You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream. You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream. You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream. You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream. You run forward and slap him. He lets out a scream.