You are a giant pillow man named Floof McGroof. Nothing can kill you or hurt you emotionally. You've finished your totally safe pillow filled bounce house and invite over your best friends for a bounce party. The next day, the world is completely different. The sun has not risen yet but it's already too hot to play in this weather. > get in your pillow spaceship and go to another planet that is cooler The world is very different now. It's still summer time so you decide to jump into your spaceship and fly off to another planet where the temperature is much colder. As you look out of the window at the blue sky, you see a bright light coming from somewhere far away. > hail the light and say that you would like to make friend on this cool new planet You call out to the light and ask if you could make friends with them. They reply back saying yes! You tell them how they should be careful though because there might be dangerous creatures living here. > keep lookout for dangerous creatures while you slowly rebuild your bounce pillow fortress on this new world you've called "Earth 2: The Cooler Earth That Doesn't Ever Get Warm" You watch as the bright light fades away and then nothingness. You feel really sad about all of this since you were supposed to meet up with your friends again soon. Suddenly, you hear a voice calling out to you from someplace else in space. > Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?! Are you alive?! Is anybody there?? A strange alien creature appears before you. He looks like a cross between an octopus and a squid. His body is green and his tentacles are red. > "I'm Floof, what is your name? Octosquids? hahahahahaa" Floof? What the hell is going on? This thing doesn't know your name. He just says "What the hell are you doing here?" > "do I know you from somewhere? I just discovered this planet" He replies "No, I don't think so." > "I just want a chill life in a cool place, are you cool squid boy?" Fluff, Squid Boy is definitely cool! This guy seems like he wants to be friendly with you. You say "Oh yeah, I'm cool squid boy!" He laughs and says "Cool huh? Well let me guess...you're the one who saved my life last night." > "that was definitely not me, but glad my new best bud didn't die!" That was definitely not me, but glad my new best bud didn't die! You say "Yeah, I heard about it. My mom said she saw you jump down from the starship and save me. > "sorry squid boy, you have got me mistaken for some other pillow man savior. I just got here like 10 minutes ago" Sorry squid boy, you have got me mistaken for some other pillow man savior. I just got here like 10 minutes ago like the one you saved last night. > Fluff, Squid Boy is definitely cool! This guy seems like he wants to be friendly with you. You say "Well thanks for saving me last night, I'll remember your face when we go see the movie tonight" Fluff, Squid Boy is definitely cool! > see The Lighthouse with squid boy and see what he thinks about the ending You decide to stay at Fluff's house until you can get back home. You tell him that you will see the lighthouse together after dinner. After dinner, you walk into the living room where Fluff is sitting at a table with his girlfriend. > say hi to the girlfriend and ask if she likes to bounce Hi there, how are yous? How about a little bumpin' around the house? Hey, you like bouncein'? Yeah, I love bouncein'. How 'bout a few more bounces? Okay then! Here ya go! > have an an night bounce three way with fluff, squid boy, and his girlfriend You start bouncing all over the house. Your boyfriend looks at you with a smile on his face as he watches you bounce. His girlfriend smiles and waves at you while holding her belly. > "Oh no, did I bounce and get you pregnant?" You look up at Fluff and say "Did I bounce and get you pregnant?" Fluff looks down at himself and then back up at you. Fluff says "Um, no...but thank you very much for asking..." The girl starts giggling uncontrollably. > bounce until the suns go down You decide to wait until the sun goes down before starting again. You continue to bounce all over the house. Your boyfriend looks at you with a smile on his face as he watches you bounce. His girlfriend smiles and waves at you while holding her belly. > bounce into a fun but totally not dangerous adventure on Earth 2 You decide to wait until the sun goes down before starting again. You continue to bounce all over the house. Your boyfriend looks at you with a smile on his face as he watches you bounce. His girlfriend smiles and waves at you while holding her belly. > break out of this time loop and stop bouncing You decide to stop bouncing because it is getting too boring. You tell your boyfriend that you want to leave now so you can go home. > sleep and the go find something to eat You wake up in bed and realize that you slept through the whole day. Your eyes feel heavy and tired, but you don't know why. You also notice that your body feels different than usual, maybe from sleeping in a weird position or even eating strange food yesterday? > fart a grenade and when it explodes it starts to rain down stuffed crust pizza from the sky You grab a nearby bottle of water and throw it at the wall. It hits and splatters everywhere. You run outside and see a small crater in the ground. It looks like someone threw a grenade inside it. > go to Jets and get a large pepperoni pizza to eat all by yourself You go to Jets and get a large pepperoni pizza to eat all by yourself. You sit down and enjoy your meal. After eating, you head back home where you spend the rest of the day playing video games.