Misalife, a Twitch user creating a story prompt for your favorite Twitch channel AIPD

You are Misalife, a Twitch user creating a story prompt for your favorite Twitch channel AIPD. You are trying to write a Christmas themed story, but can't seem to think of one.

The story is called "A Very Merry Christmas" and it's about a man who gets the idea that he should give his wife a present every day this holiday season.
You suddenly have an epiphany. The man in the story has been doing this for years. He just hasn't told anyone because he didn't want people to complain about him giving her gifts on Christmas Eve.

> You say "I want a divorce."
You rush over to the bedroom door and lock it. You call the police and tell them that you are trapped in your house until Christmas. The person on the other side is very concerned and says they'll send help immediately.
You see a portal open up in the room and see The ghost of Kyril Grays, past present and future accounts. He is here to teach a Christmas lesson.
"Why did you do that?"
You say, "Because I wanted to get a divorce."
"Oh...okay. Just sign here and we'll get started."
"What?"You get a ghost divorce from your wife and say to your wife through the door, "Alright, listen the fuck up, fucker."
"Excuse me? What did you call me?""I called you a fucker. Now let me out of this room."
"Fuck you," she says cheerfully.

> You ask the ghost of Kyril Grays to take you away from this place.
The ghost of Kyryl Grays: Antimatter Dimensions
"Fuck you," she says cheerfully.
"No, seriously, can't we go back home?""Fuck you!"

> You say "You look around the Antimatter Dimensions and see"
You look around the Antimatter Dimensions and see ghosts flying everywhere. They all have a strange level of deterioration.

> You get scared and hug your wife on accident. Your arm brushes against her bossoms.
She says, "Oh my! What are you doing?"
"I'm really sorry!"You say.
"It's okay," she says. "Just let go."
"..."
"Look,"
Your wife begins to disintegrate as you hug her. Your life is flashing before your eyes.
"I forgive you," she says as she disappears into the aether. You let out an anguished scream followed by hysterical sobbing.

> You scream at The Ghost of Kyril Grays "What have you done!!!?"
You have lost all faith in the channel. This is a complete sham. You decide to just lay down and die.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," you chant over and over again.
The AIPD Chopper Van flies in with the biggest Christmas Tree you've ever seen. The chopper van lands on your wife's ashes and begins to pull out a mountain of gifts for you!
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," you chant over and over again.
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
You laugh and make a snowman with your wife's ashes as you laugh along with the AIPD crew singing Christmas carols.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," you chant over and over again.
"Hey, can I come out now?" the AIPD staff says to you.
Jason, Tony, Jim, and Corey open the door and walk into the room with your wife. They reveal they were playing a Christmas prank on you.
"Yeah, this was part of the Christmas special. We're saving the really good stuff for another video."
"This was fake?"
"Yeah, man. We couldn't legally do this to you."
The moral of the story: don't write dark Christmas fanfictions and think you'll get away with it.