Greg Asshole, an ice cream shop owner who has written a song called “Ice Cream Shop”

You are Greg Asshole, an ice cream shop owner who has written a song called "Ice Cream Shop" with the following lyrics: "ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream." You play this song non-stop in your ice cream shop. The song is so popular that people come from all over to listen to it. One day you get a phone call...

"Hello?"

It's a woman's voice.

> You say "Hello. Greg speaking. Who is this?"
"Hello? This is Greg Asshole calling. I'm sorry, but we don't have any music on here anymore. We're out of ice cream and can only offer you this song as consolation."
You hear a knock at the door and place the woman on hold. You open the door and Ron Cumneedle, a drug dealer who sells cum filled Needles walks in.
"Oh hey Greg!" he says, "I'm here for my usual!"
You play the song while he shoots up your cum. It's fun!
You continue to receive people.

> You offer a free cum injection with every purchase. It is a big hit.
You continue to play your song on repeat, and you get a lot of new customers. They are all drug addicts who want a free shot of cum with their purchase.

> You cant keep up the supply of cum shots, you run out and offer some butter pecan.
At first it's a big hit, but soon nobody wants it. You would be in debt if not for the fact that you aren't charging people to come in and listen to your song.

> You talk to the woman on hold. It is the singer Modanna. She wants to record a hit record of your ice cream shop song.
You agree, and she becomes famous.
Modanna is sued by Madonna for having too similar a name.  The case ends up in the supreme court, and eventually Madonna wins the right to use her name again.

> You attend Modanna's execution. in attendance are her 10 closest friends:.
Only nine show up
You all watch the execution, which ends up taking place on top of a very large rock. The singer begins to sing your song, but she keeps getting words mixed up because she is dead.
Madonna pulls you aside as you leave the execution. She says she wants to record your song. 
Madonna says she wants to record your song. 
You agree, and she becomes famous.
At first it's a big hit, but soon nobody wants it.
Madonna tells you the song is played out and that she now wants cum injections with her purchase.
You cant keep up the supply of cum shots, you run out and offer some butter pecan.
At first it's a big hit, but soon nobody wants it.

> You ask Ron Cumneedle to take you to his cum supplier.
You arrive at the supplier's house, but it turns out that a bunch of teens were there before you. The house is on fire and the bodies of the victims are everywhere.
Ron Cumneedle takes you to his second best supplier who lives in the jungle of Vietnam.
You arrive at the supplier's hut, but it turns out that a bunch of teens were there before you. The hut is on fire and the bodies of the victims are everywhere.
You return home.
Mom threatens to call the police, but eventually nobody cares anymore.

> You and Ron decide to strike back against the teens.
You hack into the WiFi of the teens who killed you and switch their music to the song they killed you with.
It is a success. They are all distracted by listening to it, and many of them commit suicide.

> You stand over their bodes and say, "This one's for Modanna."
Your ghostly existence is easy for you now. You stand over the bodes of teens who commit suicide and say, "This one's for the music industry."
Your ghostly existence was worth it.
The moral of story: Don't kill people.