Jason, the last living member of the AIPD

Dr. Reindrob revenge: Final chapter
-The second Big Bang-

The world has become into a desolate wasteland, almost all life on earth is dead, the Perfect Machine has been destroyed, humanity has been divided into small groups around the world.

Some rumors say Dr. Reindrob has been collecting materials to rebuild the Perfect Machine. 

You are Jason, the last living member of the AIPD. You pick up your equipment and you're going to look for Dr. Reindrob in the ruins of the city. 

You have to stop him and possibly kill him, you are not going to let him rebuild the machine.

You see a factory of Reindrob Industries still functional, you're sure he's there. 

But then you hear a voice from above... "I'm sorry, I can't help you."

"What?" You ask.

"It's too dangerous..." The voice says.
You look up and see the ghost of Cory who hands you a bucket of butter that was Cory last's gift to you.

"Don't worry about me, I'll be fine." He says.

Then you see a man with long white hair wearing a suit walking towards you. It's Dr. Reindrob!
You take a defensive stance, but the clone tells you there is nothing to fear. The clone is ReinDrob-clone 420, the only clone that is dependent on Marijuana, and he is just looking to get high.

ReinDrob-420 pulls out a giant spliff and lights it. He offers you to join him, and since you've been smoking reefer on a regular basis, you gladly accept.

> You see the Kool-aid man burst through the wall and sit next to you and leans in for a kiss.
You see the Kool-aid man burst through the wall and sit next to you and leans in for a kiss.
"Ohhh, yeah!" He says.
You tell the Kool Aid Man your troubled past and why you are looking to defeat Dr Reindrob.
He stops you mid-sentence and pulls out a small book.
"Here's the deal. I can teleport you there, but you have to follow these simple rules." He says.
"You can't touch him, you can't look him in the eye, and you have to go immediately."
"Got it?"
"Do you want to go or not?
You look him in the eye and say yes. The Kool-aid man immediately takes you to the lobby of the factory. A group of mutants are standing around, guarding the area.
They look at you and begin laughing.
you portray your tortured life to the mutants and they weap in response. you lean in to kiss the guard as you pass by and are greeted by Reindrobs butler Ineedta Takebigshi. "follow me sir".
ReinDrob is lounging around in his living quarters, bored out of his mind. He looks at you and begins talking about your future as a lab rat.
You turn to Dr Reindrob and say, "I'm only here to clap some cheeks, eat KFC and then go to sleep as i slowly shit my pants after forgetting I ate chipotle."
You turn to Dr.Reindrob and say, "I'm only here to clap some cheeks, eat KFC and then go to sleep as i slowly shit my pants after forgetting I ate chipotle."
Reindrob's guards, K00l-A1d 2099, the gritty dartgun wielding reboot of the Kool-aid man, and Drob-Tusk, a racoon floating in an innertube in K00l-A1d 2099 liquid with a 12 gauge shotgun appear to apprehend you.
"You're under arrest." Kool-aid man says.
you grab the shotgun and shove it into Reindrob's crotch and pull the trigger.
"accchhh!" Dr.
Reindrob was wearing his patented crotch bulletproof guard and brings in Kool-Aid man's demented twin, Toilet Bowl of Grand Shit. Just as that happens, the Jim Christ Muppet Ghost appears. You and the Jim Christ Muppet ghost team up to kill Dr. Reindrob by chopping his arm off and shooting at him with a rocket launcher.
The world around you is destroyed in a fiery explosion.
you say your catchphrase to empower you and your teammates "Im a little wiener baby" and level up and gain the following powers:
you learn the following abilities:
You gain leave behind your human way of walking and begin floating as your legs disappear. You gain the ability to control people's minds, but only after you show them your genitals.
You attempt to control tBeatDr0b,ReinDrobs dad he mind of Dr Reindrob and when you show him your genitals, you are killed by BeatDr0b,ReinDrobs dad.
THE END
You've reached the "bad ending" of a terrible life, the only thing left to do is turn around and play through again. Good luck!
The moral of the story: never trust the Jim Christ Muppet ghost