Spag Bol, a chef living in Bologna, Italy in the year 1732

Posted under Episode 247, Story On By Chief

You are Spag Bol, a chef living in Bologna, Italy in the year 1732. You are busy making your secret family recipe, Spaghetti Bolognese, when you see a shadowy figure about to steal your highly valued family recipe.

You have no choice but to defend yourself and take back what is rightfully yours!

This game features:

- A variety of enemies that will try to stop you from completing your mission.

- Different weapons to use against them.

- The ability to customize your character with different outfits.

Features:

* Over 100 levels! (There are more than enough for an entire game!
You can't risk losing the game, so you decide to cheat in every way imaginable to protect your family recipe.
Your quest to avoid a life as a lowly peasant, has instead lead you to become a corrupt politician.

> You are elected to the national Spag board.
You are now the most powerful man in the world, with access to Spaghetti Bolognese resources.
You are no longer a lowly peasant, but a king of the people!
...
After years of ruling the kingdom you become a recluse and lock yourself in your castle full of Spaghetti Bolognese. You have grown a boss long beard.
You die peacefully in your sleep never having been overthrown.

> You your grandson injects you with marinara sauce to bring you back to life.
You wake up in a casket, confused and covered in marinara sauce.
You are alive, but your life is now in danger.
You are now known as the 'Zombie King'.
You make it law that every Spag Bol must now include human brains.
You live happily ever after.
You are the king of Spaghetti Bolognese land.
You hear word of a rogue chef named Boyardee that is cooking Spag Bols without putting brains in it. You have him arrested and brought to you.
You end up eating his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
You die happy knowing that Spaghetti Bolognese is the most popular pasta in the world.
Chef Boyardee, from inside an undercooked can of Chef Boyardee, takes to space to cook his unbrained spag bols.
It's a cold day in hell when Chef Boyardee runs out of cans.
Your leading space expert, the Kool Aid Man, bursts through the wall and says "Oh Yeah! I've got a space ship for ya!"
You ride out in a space ship to capture Chef Boyardee once and for all, but he slips past you.
"Maybe I'll go to sleep now. I'm so tired,"

> You order Kool-Aid Man to correct course.
Your journey takes you to the planet Peanut Butter and Banana Squash Galaxy, named for its popular band, The Beatles.
You travel through a worm hole and land on the planet Earth.
You decide to launch surface to space missiles of unserved breadsticks at the Chef Boyardee space kitchen. A massive food fight breaks out.
Meanwhile, you are catapulted into a worm hole to yet another unknown galaxy...
THE END
You are catapulted back to earth, landing in a pile of Chef Boyardee's Spag Bol.
You puke all over the floor.
The smell is unberably awful!

> You get in a fistfight with chef Boyardee in the rotten spag bol pile, when a pile of Blue Meanies on flying space gloves arrive and begin to take bets on who will win.
The pile collapses, burying you both in rotten Spag Bol.
A worm-like creature bursts from the rotten pile of Spag Bols and begins speaking in a weird, alien tongue.
This creature, the Ewaks, feed off of emotions. They see your sadness and anger and offer you a magic plant in exchange for acting out what happened.
You act out what happens and go to your magic planet which you name Spag Bol for short.
It's a utopia!
You become king and live happily ever after....
The moral of the story: spaghetti and meatballs can save the world.