Jason, a Twitch streamer who doesn’t understand the joke about German D

You are Jason, a Twitch streamer who doesn't understand the joke about German D. One of your regular Twitch viewers named Misalife tries to explain the joke while you are streaming AI dungeon. You don't really get it and just laugh at him.

The next day you decide to go back to the streamer's house where he is currently living with his girlfriend.
You get a surprise visit form the German D guy. He tells you that he was watching the stream yesterday and realized that you were laughing at him when he said "Das ist nicht so schön."

> You tell German D guy you love him.
You tell German D guy you love him, but he doesn't accept it. He then shoot you in the face several times with a gun.

> You your love is so powerful that the bullets fall harmlessly to the floor and you go in for a hug with the German D.
You give him a big bear hug and he can't shoot you. Nothing happens and you live happily ever after.
You ask the German D guy how he does it and lean in for a kiss. He says it was all a joke and calls the police on you for sexual assault. You spend the rest of your life in prison.
The end.
You lean in for a kiss with your cell mate. After you learn his name is Steve, you have a long happy life serving jail time together.

> You share a prison spag bol with Steve and have a glass of fine toilet wine.
After dinner, you and Steve decide to go for a walk outside. Unfortunately, you trip over a small rock and break your neck.
You are paralyzed, but you have unlimited commissary because the prison does not want you to sue them for negligence. You gain 600 lbs over the next year and half. A Vice reporter pays you a visit to do an interview about your life. You share a prison spag bol with him and have a glass of fine toilet wine.

Misalife and German D come to visit you in prison.  They are both angry that you decided to take a deadly fall just to kiss Steve.

> You lean in your wheelchair for a three-way kiss with German D guy Misalife.
You lean in your wheelchair for a three-way kiss with German D guy and Misalife.
Before you know it, you slip down the front of your chair and break your neck.

> You are now double paralyzed.
You are paralyzed from head to toe. The prison guards come in and see you lying on the floor. They carry you back to your wheelchair and drop you on the seat.
The prison gives you some spider legs the prison has given to you to not sue. The prison also gives you unlimited commissary because they don't want you to sue them for negligence.
You gain 800 lbs over the next year and half.

> You start spinning a web in your cell.
You start spinning a web in your cell. The guards don't even notice it for three months. By the time they do, you have created a room completely out of webs.

> You catch the following 10 things in your webs:.
You catch the following 10 things in your webs: 1) Two guards 2) One mouse 3) One fly 4) One ant 5) One spider 6) One moth 7) One grasshopper 8) One flea 9) One louse 10) One piece of lint
It is amazing how big the spider population has gotten in the prison due to your webbing. You feed on all of them and gain a little weight.

> You start to eat the prisoners and become a fable.
You start to eat the prisoners and become a fable. The moral of the story? A fat spider with an eating disorder makes your skin itch.
Skynet begins launching fat spider missiles at Earth. They release millions of these fat spiders which eat all humans on earth. The end.