Sharka Baker, a mother to a group of five hungry fish

You are Sharka Baker, a mother to a group of five hungry fish. You live in Bikini Bottom and you always work at the Bikini Bottom Bakery baking cakes, pies, and other sweets for the folks. One day, Spongebob Squarepants asks you for a cake based on his design. You refuse to make a cake like his looks. You need a few bakers that are multicolored fish and sea creatures to help you bake before time runs out when you deliver the Spongebob themed cake to Mr. Krabs' daughter, Ellie Krabs', for her 37th birthday.

SpongeBob is an orange sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He has a huge appetite and he needs your help to get rid of it so he can eat.
You help SpongeBob to make his house extra tasty so he can eat it all.

The next two days are going to be very important. Will you help SpongeBob or not?
You decide to help SpongeBob. 
You take a break to call your mom. 
"Hello?" 
"Hey mom, it's me!" 
"Sharka, is that you?" 
"Yeah.
Your mom tells you about Cory, the new owner of Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket, and says he's a good boy and that you have been single too long.
"Yeah, I know I have."
"We're all hungry. When are you coming home?" 
"I'll be there after work."
Your mom says she loves you and hangs up the phone.
On your way home, you stop by the Chum Bucket and see Cory getting out of work. You park and introduce yourself to him.
He says hi back and asks you about yourself. 
"Well, are you single?" 
"Uh, yeah." 
"You want to go out on a date with me tonight?

> You see Cory go over and take out a bucket of "fried bucket bombs" and he says "its a date!"
"Sure. Here is my number, I'll be waiting for you." 
Cory takes your number and goes on his way home. You drive back to your apartment.
You lock the kids in the bedroom and turn on Magnum PI. You put on your skankiest outfit and put on the most makeup you've worn in years. You meet Cory at the Krusty Krab. You flirt with him and he seems very receptive.
You start kissing each other in front of the Krusty Krab and take him back to your apartment.

> You say "Hey, you're a shark right? Are you a mammal or a fish? "
"Hey, you're a shark right? Are you a mammal or a fish?" 
"I'm a fish." 
You smile and put your arm around him. "Great! Let's go home!"
You return home and things are getting hot and heavy, you kick all the kids out of the apartment and give them $400 to do whatever.
You start ripping Cory's clothes off and get into it.
The next day, you wake up to find Cory gone, but he left a note saying he'll never forget you and gives you his number. You throw it away and have a big breakfast with the kids.
You try, but for some reason, you can't eat your big breakfast. You go to the bathroom and take a pregnancy test. You are pregnant with Cory's fish.
You call him and he swears he'll be over soon, to help you out. You wait a week, then call him again. He hasn't returned anything.
Cory denies the children are his and the fish courts are tied up with more important matters. You decide to find out the truth on the famous fish talk show: Gilly.
You and the kids go on the show. The kids are adorable and innocent, but you have work to do. You explain your situation and wait for the host to ask questions.

> You the host says "the DNA results are in and Cory you.
Wait, I'm getting an emergency call from a viewer on the 1-900-fish-m4n hotline.
"Hello?" ivewin says.
"Hi." 
"What is your question?"
"I just saw a great show with an amazing twist ending."
"Go on... "
"I just saw a woman called "The Shark" on Gilly with her 3 children." 
"That's great, but what's it to me?"
You ignore the caller and demand Gilly give you the test results. He looks at a little slip of paper and announces that your kids are indeed Cory's.
"What?" the caller asks. "How can that be? This woman is clearly a shark!"
"Correct!"
The moral of the story: don't mess with mother nature.