Mr. Krupp, a dimwitted guy working at McDonald’s in October

You are Mr. Krupp, a dimwitted guy working at McDonald's in October. One day, a young woman named Rin Tohsaka orders some chicken strips. You think she's asking you to strip, so you strip down to your underpants. Rin angrily says, "I wanted chicken strips, you idiot!" Your boss walks by and sees that you took off your work uniform, so he asks, "What are you doing?" You use a red curtain as a cape, while saying, "I'm dressing up as Captain Underpants for Halloween."  You are Mr. Krupp, a dimwitted guy working at McDonald's in October. One day, a young woman named Rin Tohsaka orders some chicken strips.You now have to work in your underwear all day long. It's very embarrassing.
About 29% of the year has passed.
You get get grease burns on your thighes. That's about it.
You are Mr. Krupp, a dimwitted guy working at McDonald's in October. One day, a young woman named Rin Tohsaka orders some chicken strips.

> You rin Tohsaka asks you for a ride home. You tell her to get in your car.
Rin is wearing a bloodstained wedding dress. You ask her where her groom is, and she says she doesn't want to talk about it.
"Let's talk about you," she says.

> You tell her your entire past and leave nothing out.
"Interesting," says Tohsaka.
Rin smiles in a way that makes you feel very uncomfortable. It's like she's slowly peeling off your skin to torment you from the inside out.

> You say "Tell me your deepest fear."
"I'm scared of being alone," says Tohsaka.
Okay, you got lucky this time. Don't ask another question.
"Well, I have to go now," says Tohsaka.

> You say "I'm coming upstairs with you."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Um...I..."
"You're coming because you like me, right?"
Shit. You can't say that. It's too embarrassing.

> You say "Yes, I like you. Can I come upstairs?"
"... You're kinda slow, aren't you?"
Tohsaka slaps you. Ouch! She storms away angrily.
"I'll see you later, Mr. Underpants!"

> You ask her "What did I do wrong? I really liked you."
Rin stops and turns around.
"You shouldn't lie to people," she says. "Come upstairs with me."
You go upstairs and remove your underpants.
"You'll be needing these," says Tohsaka.
Rin leaves. You stay alone, pondering your next move.

> You sit on her bed and impress her with your useless trivia, while slowly tying yourself up in bondage gear and handcuffs.
You sit on her bed and impress her with your useless trivia, while slowly tying yourself up in bondage gear and handcuffs.
"Hey," says Tohsaka, "let's go out together."
"Sure,"

> You say "Let's go a german sex club."
"OK!" she says, and the two of you get in your car.
You end up at a german sex club. There's nothing but german music and german people dancing.
You get in and start dancing, a large german man with a clipboard says, "Mr X would like you to come to the sex dungeon in the basement, you can bring one friend.'
You think to yourself, "What would Strike do?"
You dance a sexy dance for Tohsaka and she says, "I'm glad you came with me." You give her a gentle hug.
Deep in the sex dungeon you are tied up to a sex rack. The Kool Aid man busts through the wall and begins to whip your balls with a leather whip.
"190"
"Strike!!!"
ZealotFan and POG charge in and tackle Kool Aid Man.
You're free!
The moral of the story;  never go to a german sex club.