you are Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy. you have been tasked to make ghost jeopardy starring famous dead pepple. However, you can't think of questions to come up with. your ghost friends are coming soon, please think of questions "My family is going to a swimming pool, I'm scared of water. You think of a list of 10 swimming related trivia questions: 1. On which river did Sir Francis Drake obtain his famous ship, the Golden Hind? 2. The River Seine runs through which European capital? 3. Which US state has a capital named Jefferson? 4. Which river is described as "a pint of beauty flowing through an ocean of treachery"? 5. Which US city did Rebecca Winney swim to and from every day for exercise? 6. What is the name of the sea on which the Dead Sea lies? 7. What is the name of the sea on which Monaco lies? 8. What is the name of the sea on which the Isle of Man lies? 9. What is the name of the sea on which Guernsey lies? 10. What is the name of the sea on which Ireland lies? The ghost of Abraham Lincoln, a ghost jeproedy contestant, turns the regular pool into a popcorn swimming pool, full of butter instead of water You have died from drowning in butter Your ghost goes on to host the show, which is now 100% cast and crew ghosts. Your contract stipulated that you would be able to visit your family. It is Christmas, and you watch them from the garden. The ghost of Christmas Present asks you why you are hiding from your family. "I'm dead!" you say. "It doesn't make sense for me to be there." "What does it matter?" he asks. "You can visit them whenever you like." > You say "Can my family see me as a ghost?" Having had a taste of the afterlife, you decide that you want your family to share it with you. You materialize in the middle of your sister's wedding speech. You appear in the middle of the priest asking if anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your piece. You appear in front of your father's car when he is on his way to the wedding. You scare him so much he has a heart attack. You try to rush in church and get someone to help your father. You get there just in time to see him fall from the balcony. You appear in front of the hearse taking your father's coffin, and stop the funeral. > You give a eulogy for your father in the form of questions. The questions are so original they can't fail to engage the whole funeral. You go to your father's grave every Christmas and give an impromptu eulogy to a captive audience. You get an offer to host a new tv show where you give impromptu eulogy's at gravesites, it is called: "Dead Men Do Tell Tales". You die before it gets off the ground. > You win a daytime emmy for best new daytime television ghost host. You appear everytime someone wins an emmy, until the day you show up to give the winners their award, and host Tom Brokaw is there. You possess Tom Brokaw and roast the ghost of Walter Cronkite. The next day the host, honoree and one of the winners die in a tragic car accident. The show is quickly canceled. The moral of the story: you should have stuck to what we knew you were good at, answering trivia questions.
Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy
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