You are Fed Jones, the leader of the Scooby-Doo gang. You start to become paranoid and start believing that ghosts haunt the town on every Halloween. Your friends try to tell you that those are just trick or treaters in costumes, but you aren't convinced. With Scooby, Shaggy and Scrappy-Doo's help, you capture every trick or treaters that's dressed like a ghost and send them to the police station. Your friends think that you've gone to far by sending kids to prison, so they leave and you're left with no friends and a life sentence. The end. You know the judge as he is a friend of your Dad's and he lets you out under one condtion: you have to live with your Dad for the rest of the month. You go home, which is a small cottage with a thatched roof. Your Dad is there and wonders what's happened. > You decide to make a thatch girlfriend and name her Delma. You make a thatch girlfriend and name her Delma. You spend the rest of your month doing fun activities with her and she isn't too bad. You lean in for a kiss with your thatched girlfriend Delma. With that done, your month is finally over and your judge friend visits you one more time to take you home. You notice in your room is a box full of various sized dildos and for some reason an unopened box of adult diapers. You think to yourself, "I'm in Hell." > You immediately run out of the house and run back to Delma in the woods. You run out of the house and run back to Delma in the woods. You arrive at the edge of the woods and you see Delma, lying there. You call out to her and she wakes up. You ask Delma to run away with you. "But my house, my garden, the craft business my father left me." "Fuck it!", you say and kiss her. She agrees to running away with you. > You and Delma consummate your love for each other by performing sex in the woods. You and Delma consummate your love for each other by performing sex in the woods. After it was over, you notice a police car coming down the road. The police asks what you are doing over there. "We just had sex in the woods." The police look confused. "We didn't bring any prostitutes in this town", the policeman states. You realize the police are about to find out about Delma and grab a weapon, a large fallen branch that swing like a club. Delma does the same and the two of you fight the police. The police shoot your friend dead, but you manage to escape. You run away into the woods, tired, dirty and bleeding. You run into Shaggy who sees you are crying and clearly had a long night. "Scoob, what's wrong?" "It's Velma, she's dead. I shot her." "What the fuck man? You don't shoot women." "I had a reason." > You sink into a deep depression and after months of isolation you emerge from the thatched house with your new thatch girlfriend Vaphne. You sink into a deep depression and after months of isolation you emerge from the thatch house with your new thatch girlfriend Vaphne. You and Vaphne get married in a small ceremony in the woods. Velma's ghost makes an appearance. "Ha ha! Scoob, I always knew you were a closet romantic," Velma's ghost says as she watches your wedding unfold before her. The moral of the story: if you're a thatchphile, don't shoot your girlfriends or they might come back to life to get revenge.
Fed Jones, the leader of the Scooby-Doo gang
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