Chucky vs Freddy, a killing content run by the Crypt Keeper

Posted under Episode 201, Story On By Chief

You are Chucky, a possesed doll. Freddy Krueger and you are having an argument over who has the best one-liners. They decide to have a killing contest to find out who has both the sharpest blade AND the sharpest wit. Each one of you have to kill 5 people in an hour. The one who kills the most wins and the other has to hand over his soul, again.

> You say "You see the competition is officiated by The Crypt Keeper, undead horror host. "
"I'm sorry Chucky but Freddy's the puppet master, you are just a puppet."
"Fuck you! You're fucking dead!"
You grab a knife and get ready to kill, you see Tony, a guy who wants to buy you as a gift for his friend Cory, enter the store at walk up to you.
"Hi, do you have our rooms ready?"
You say, "Yes, in the morgue!" and stab them both in the eyes.
"OW, MY EYES! MY EYES!" the man screams as he falls to the ground. You turn to Freddy, "Ha ha, I killed one!"
You run to the nearest orphanage. You can hear Freddy following you. When you arrive two nuns run out and insult you. "Your mother was a whore!" One says.
"And your father smells of elderberries!" The other says.

> You kiss the nuns and gain the following skills:.
"Wah! Don't hurt me!" The first one says.
"I love you!" The second one says.
You kill them both and drink their blood.
You grab the master key for the orphanage and start going room to room stabbing orphans. When you finally arrive at the nursery, you find all the babies in their cribs. You stab all of them and drink their blood too. "Come on Freddy!" You say.
You go back to the Crypt Keeper and say your kill total, Freddy walks smiling and says:  "Five, not bad for a second rate horror guy."
He takes his lips off the breast of Elvira and says: "Six, not bad for a guy who has been dead since 1984."
You win! You obtain Freddy's soul.
You have Freddy's soul, now go to the red room to play.
"Come on Chucky, let's go home!"
You ask Freddy to posses the corpse of Delma, a thatched woman in love with a crime stopper name Fed. Freddy becomes stronger, he takes the corpse and drives it to your house where he kills you and Glen, awards for being the best killers of the night.
You get hit by lightning and are brought back to life stronger than ever. You have a climatic epic battle with Freddy on top off bridge that is over an industrial meat grinder. You fall in, Freddy follows and you start to kill him. After a long battle his head ends up in the mincer.
You are the winner!

> You say "The stakes are high, if you fall, the steaks are you!"
"You see the competition is officiated by The Crypt Keeper, undead horror host. "
"I'm sorry Chucky but Freddy's the puppet master, you are just a puppet.
The moral of the story:
You are now Freddy's slave.