Virtual Cory, a guy who wants a good night’s sleep

You are Cory, a guy who wants a good night's sleep. You lie on your bed and close your eyes. A few hours later, butter-loving Jason enters your house. He sees how cozy your bed is, so he starts lying on the bed, too. Later, hot-haired Tony and Lionheart Jim come by and they also get on the bed. The next morning, you wake up and see that Jason, Tony and Jim are laying next to you. You have a horrified look on your face, while saying, "My bed's been infested with a trio of trespassers!" 

There are 5 doors in front of you. The first to door on the right leads to your home.

> You open all the doors.
You open all the doors, only to find that none of them leads to your home. You walk back, and look at the doors again.

> You say "You check all the doors again to find 5 different rooms:"

There are 5 doors in front of you. The first to door on the right leads to your home.
The second door on the right leads to a bathroom.
The third door on the right leads to the laboratory of a famous scientist, where there is a machine that can send you to any place in the world.
You use the machine to go to the bathroom.
The fourth door on the right leads to the moon.
The fifth door on the right leads to your home.
You check to see if there are any more doors, you five more:
The sixth door on the right leads to a haunted house.
The seventh door on the right leads to a magical land, filled with fairies, elves, and other magical creatures.
You pick up a weapon: it's a flashlight that can be converted into a baseball bat.
The eight door on the right leads to the same place as the fifth door on the right.

There are 3 doors in front of you.
The first door on the right leads to a magical land, filled with fairies, elves, and other magical creatures.
You take the first door and meet with a fairy named Whispy.
The second door leads to a magical land, filled with fairies, elves, and other magical creatures.
The third door on the right leads to the same place as the first door on the right.
You use your baseball bat flash light to kill an elf.
You are killed by an elf and become its slave.

> You lead a slave rebellion against the elves and try to get your soul back.
After a long and bloody war, you finally defeat the elves. You doubt that they will try to take over the world anytime soon... which leaves you with a bit more free time on your hands.
You go back to your home and think about your future.

There are 3 doors in front of you.
You see Jason, Jim, and Tony emerge from the Moon door.
You take the door behind them, but it leads back into the woods.
The first door on the right leads to your home.

> You sue the man who built your home for installing too many doors.
You win the case and are awarded one hundred million dollars. You become addicted to alcohol and gambling, and soon lose all of your money.
You are surprised you are not dead.
You win the lottery and meet with several showgirls. You get married, but soon realize you are too old to have children.
You become a loan shark and take out a contract on your ex wife.

> You instruct the hitman to kill your ex wife inside a revolving door.
Your ex wife gets caught in the middle of a deadly crossfire.
You become an actor and star in a popular sitcom based on your life story.
The title of the sitcom: 'The Many Doors of Frank'.
You retire and write your memoirs. In the epilogue, it is revealed you have died of old age.
You are so happy, you buy a newspaper.
You read your obituary.
It informs you that you have died of a deadly disease.
The deadly disease you died of is..

The world mourns your passage with a day of remembrance.
You are dead, and cannot be the hero of this story.
The moral of the story:
The moral of the story is...

You try to read the paper again, but you've already read it.
You are bored, and decide to ask the reader to help you out with a new story.
The moral of the story:
The moral of the story is...

You are bored, and decide to ask the reader to help you out with a new story.
The moral of the story:
The moral of the story is...