The Brave Little Toaster goes to Mars

You are The Brave Little Toaster. You are on your way to Mars when the reactor of your spacecraft malfunctions. You have approximately 20 minutes of power remaining. You must rally your appliance friends to repair the ship before you all die. You look at your friends and see...
You are The Brave Little Toaster. You are on your way to Mars when the reactor of your spacecraft malfunctions. You have approximately 20 minutes of power remaining.

> You ask Jim The Ambivalent Blender to help you repair the ship.
Jim The Ambivalent Blender does not respond. He is too busy expressing his ambivalence.
There are only 19 minutes of power left.

> You ask Cory the Overconfident Copier if he knows how to fix the ship.
Cory the Overconfident Copier claims he can repair anything.
Cory the Overconfident Copier wastes 15 minutes and says, "I can't figure this out!" Jason the butter loving piece of toast, offers to take a shot at fixing the ship.
You are The Brave Little Toaster. You are on your way to Mars when the reactor of your spacecraft malfunctions. You have 15 minutes of power remaining.

> You tell Tony the Horny Schnitzel Maker to go talk to the reactor.
The Toaster nods his agreement.
The Toaster quickly makes cowboy noises until he realizes you want him to go talk to the reactor, at which point he becomes confused.
"Somebody else can talk to it,"
Jason the butter loving piece of toast volunteers to talk to the reactor.
You are The Brave Little Toaster. You are on your way to Mars when the reactor of your spacecraft malfunctions. You have 10 minutes of power remaining.
What will you do?

1.
The reactor leaves it's room looking dejected and tells you:
"I am a snub reactor. I thought if I was a gay, I would be happier, but it is not so."
2.

> You say "Stop overreacting, reactor."
The Reactor gets angry and says: "Don't use disrespectful tone with me, toaster! I am not a toaster. I am a gay!"
You are The Brave Little Toaster.

> You remind the remind the reactor of the mission to mars and say "Come on! You can be a gay AND get to mars!"
The Reactor gets sooooo angry, that explodes. Your mission fails.
As you travel through space, you enter the Martian atmosphere and land are Mars. You see that Jason the butter loving piece of toast has hidden inside you.  He says: "I knew I'd find a safe place".
You are The Brave Little Toaster.
1.
Elation spreads through you. You have saved your friends.
An evil clown chases you and Jason.
You are The Brave Little Toaster.
"Hey, wait!" you shout, "I saved your life!"
But the clown doesn't listen.
You are The Brave Little Toaster.

> You toast the clown's shoes until they catch on fire.
You pretend to be a real toaster and pop up out of the clown's suit. he screams: "Aaaah, I am burning! I am burning!"
He falls on the ground and rolls on it.
The piece of toast sprays butter in the clowns eyes as Cory the Copy Machine appears from behind a space rock and slams down on the clown's penis. You hear a crunching sound. It is tough to tell, but it sounds like he may have severed the clown's penis.
The clown screams and blood squirts from his crotch area.
Jim the ambivalent blender steps into to prevent you from killing the clown. The clown is on the ground, crying.
"There there," Jim says. "Come on, let's go home."
The clown cries and holds his crotch area.
You are The Brave Little Toaster.
The moral of the story: Jim the ambivalent blender can detect when you are up to something.
You killed the clown and destroyed your chance of getting a new start... again.