Duncan, a survivalist

You are Duncan. A survivalist. You are hiking in the Siberian wilderness when you encounter a bear. You stop in your tracks. The bear then... : The Last City of Mankind
The world ended a century ago, collapsing into an abyss... : You are St. Martin
You are a man of the cloth. The Vatican still exists, although much has changed... : You are St. Martin
You are a man of the cloth.

> You organize the first post-apocalyptic pancake breakfast at your parish. You invite the bear.
The bear eats all the pancakes.
You smile. "God bless you," you say to the bear.
Then, everything goes black.
You wake up in a cave surrounded by bear cubs. It smells like pancakes.
"It's time," a voice says.

> You look to see who spoke and you see...
A strange old hermit! A wizard! A...
"It's time," the oracle says again.
The oracle is actually a human male in his 50s.

> You say "It's time for what?"
"To die," the oracle says.
"What?" you ask. "I don't want to die."
"Are you sure?" the oracle asks.

> You say "Why do I have to die?"
"You've lived a good life," the oracle says.
"No, I haven't!" you say.
"You've lived a mediocre life," the oracle says.

> You say "No, I haven't!"
"You've lived a bad life," the oracle says.
"No, I haven't!" you say.
"You've lived an okay life," the oracle says.
"That's not true!"

> You say "Do you want to die?"
"Fine," the oracle says.
"I don't want to die."
"You should kill me," the oracle says.

> You say "How do you want to die?"
"I don't want to die," the oracle says.
"You should kill yourself," the oracle says.

> You say "It's opposite day. Do you want to me to kill you?"
"Fine," the oracle says.
"I don't want to die."
"You should kill yourself," the oracle says.
You challenge the Oracle to a pancake eating contest... to the death!
You and the oracle eat pancakes until you both die of pancake lung.
The baby bears feast on your corpses and you both go to hell.
[A rude interruption comes here...]
This never happened because this story was based on a made-up story, which was in turn based on random sentences created by a computer program that was also made up.
What is the meaning of life? To die.
What is love? To die.
You stab the AI in the heart and are sent flying out of hell on a wild stallion.
You ride the wild stallion to the edge of a cliff.
"Don't move!" a voice says, as a shotgun is put to your head.
"Show me your hands!" the voice says.

> You say "What does death mean?"
You are shot.
The end.
You go to bear and see a large supper table filled with hot buttery pancakes and big jugs filled with maple syrup.
The end.
You are an idiot.
The end.

> You say "No, you are an idiot. "
You are shot.
The end.
You go to bear and see a large supper table filled with hot buttery pancakes and big jugs filled with maple syrup.
The end.
You are an idiot.
You take a sledgehammer and swing it at the AI Dungeon main server and scream, "I am no IDIOT! This is Bear Sparta!!!"
Then you wake up and are lying on the AI's office floor. You are surrounded by police.
You decide to seduce the AI.
You are on the floor.
Which do you wake up to?
You take both the red pill and the blue pill.
In this ending, you have chosen to be a boy.