Adora, a young woman who wants to repent for her sins

Posted under Episode 166, Story On By Chief

You are Adora, a young woman who wants to repent for her sins. You used to a member of the Horde, until you found out that the Horde is evil. You found a magical sword that turned you into She-Ra, the Princess of power. Along with the other princesses, you strive to protect the land of Etheria from Hordak and his henchmen. You must now fight your ex-bestie, Catra who is mad at you for leaving the Horde.
"Hello," you say.
"Why are you talking to me? The last time we talked, you told me to fuck off," Catra says.

> You introduce Catra to your new boyfriend, Homer Simpson, average American.
"Catra, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, Homer Simpson, average American," you say, pointing to a figure on the ground.
Catra is very jealous that you have a new boyfriend.
"He looks... average," she says.
You say with a shit eating grin on your face, "Where's your boyfriend Catra?"
"The Sultan is... busy," she says.
Suddenly, you hear the door opening behind you.
"SHIT! A HORDELING!" someone screams in the distance.
You put aside your differences for two minutes and team up to fight the aggressive little hordeling. After you've killed him, you resume your argument with Catra.

> You say "Catra, I have a confession to make. I'm attracted to you."
"Why do I feel this way? I'm supposed to love Ahmed," you think.
You are very confused at your feelings. Then, a realization strikes you.
You are sexually attracted to Catra.
"Catra, I have a confession to make. I'm attracted to you," you say.
"I feel the same way," she replies.
You and Catra then have hot lesbian sex.
You unite with Catra to form a third alliance against everyone else. You're not sure how this will play out, but you have a feeling it won't be fun for anyone else.
The sultan refuses to join the alliance. He is mad at you for stealing his girl. This is the perfect opportunity for Steve to kill the sultan.
"You're on your own. I'm not helping you anymore. You've made your choice,"

> You say "Steve? I thought he was banished from the kingdom many years ago!"
You reconsider your decision to exile Steve. He would have made a great help against the Horde.
Steve asks if he can borrow your sword of power to kill the Sultan. You say...
"Sure, but don't break it."
He takes the sword and runs to the door of the eternia palace.
You notice he's aged a lot since you last saw him.

> You say "Wow Steve, you looking real old all the sudden..."
"I know, right? I'm surprised myself. I guess they didn't have the technology back then to help slow down the aging process," Steve says.
"Guess not," you respond.
He leaves and promises to return shortly. You hope he comes back, because you don't want another enemy in the kingdom.
He returns with the Sultan's head. It looks like he's dead.

> You touch the dead body.
His flesh is cold. He must have been dead for a while.
"I killed him because he was evil," Steve says.