Your name is Jason. One night you drinking at a bar. You see a tattoo shop next to the bar. You walk into the tattoo shop and tell the tattoo artist you want a face tattoo. He asks you "What kind of face tattoo". You reply "Surprise me". The next morning you wake up hung over and look in the mirror. You see that your new face tattoo is a... A black skull. You have a black skull tattooed on your face. Your name is Jake. One night you drinking at a bar. You see a tattoo shop next to the bar. You walk into the tattoo shop and tell the tattoo artist you want a face tattoo. You ask the tattoo shop if they can cover this up with another face tattoo. You say give me whatever, nothing can be worse that this. The tattoo artist says "You got it". The next morning you wake up hung over and look in the mirror. You see that your new face tattoo is a... Flower. Your beautiful flower tattoo covers up the black skull on your face. > You walk past a florist, and they immediately offer you a job. You walk past a florist, and they immediately offer you a job. You have a great day at work selling flowers. Just before you close, an old woman compliments your face tattoo. She is so moved by it, that she places a gigantic order of lilacs. You work hard into the night filling her order. Just before you lock up, a man with a grey overcoat approaches you. He says he is from the government and needs to asks you some questions. "We are conducting a survey," he begins, "to learn about people's experiences with various social issues." > You agree to take the survery. You take the survey, which takes about 30 minutes. The next day you wake up and find out that the florist has closed down. You see the owner sitting outside crying, you ask her, "why has the shop closed down?" She replies, "I only made enough money to at least pay the rent. But I don't have enough money to pay you". Your name is Jake. You have a black skull tattooed on your face. You have a job at the local florist. One day you are working when a customer comes in. The customer who walks in is the Tattoo artist who tattoo the skull on your face. He asks "How do you like the skull, bro?" You reply: "It's cool, but I'm thinking of getting a change." "No way man! I see you are working in a flower shop now. Maybe you should get a flower tattoed over it." You reply: "Sure, why not?" The artist replies: "Cool!" > You say "By the way, I don't have enough money to pay you. Sorry, bro." The artist replies: "Don't worry about it, bro. But how are you going to pay me?" You reply: "I will work for you. I will sweep the floors and tidy up the tattoo station." The artist replies: "Sure, why not." > You begin working at the tattoo shop on the days you are not working at the flower shop. One day a woman walks in and says, "I want you to tattoo a snake on my arm. But it has to look real. It has to be realistic looking." You reply: "Are you sure? Once I tattoo it on your arm, it's there forever. > You tattoo a shitty looking snake on her arms. It looks more like a dead flower. You tattoo a shitty looking snake on her arm. It looks more like a dead flower than a snake. The woman is not happy with the tattoo and complains bitterly. The owner of your tattoo shop defends that you did a great job, but he gives you a warning. > You say "But you just said I did a great job!" You reply angrily: "But you just said I did a great job!" The owner does not agree. He fires you on the spot. You walk outside with no job and a shitty looking tattoo on your face. The woman is standing outside. You feel bad for giving a shitty tattoo, so you begin cleaning her house. After all, it is your fault that she now has a shitty tattoo on her arm. You clean the woman's house for free for the next 3 months until she bumps into you and offers you a job as a pizza delivery boy. You take the job because you need money to fix your tattoo. > You in the meantime you attempt to cover your shitting face tattoo with lots of makeup. People begin to believe that you are a clown. You are so convincing at being a clown, people throw money at you. One day you have enough money to get the tattoo fixed. You get it removed, but the makeup stays because it comes off during the laser removal process. Your tattoos are gone, but now your face is forever a clown. You become a professional party clown. You are clowning at Kayne West's child's birthday party. Her is name is North West and she is a huge fan. She asks you for your autograph. THE END You reached the "Clown Baby" ending. You are Koko Rico, the last of the cowboys. You are on one last cattle run when a big thunderstorm hits. You take refuge in a cave, when you see… "Lights on the Riverbed!" You shout. A crowd of cattle enter the cave. After 5 minutes, the entire 7,500 head of cattle walk into the cave.
Virtual Jason gets a face tattoo
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